( Piandao, one hundred thirty years old, with a sword, a shot gun, and lots and lots of zombies just all over the place. )

Piandao and Toph's Excellent Adventures, a series of crackfics in which Piandao and Toph go on adventures and do stuff.

( Adventures: Piandao and Toph have them! )

Bumi, Pakku, and Jeong Jeong were all members of the Order of the White Lotus. In the massive meeting hall, where hundreds of members of the order had gathered, Piandao had to sit at this long table sandwiched between Jeong Jeong and Pakku. Jeong Jeong and Pakku kept picking at one another so Piandao's eyes were constantly ping-ponging back and ( Read more... )

Based on a dream I had about three hours ago...

Flashfic: AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER
Rated: G
Characters: Jeong Jeong, Me
Ships: Uh, no.
Word Count: 830

( “YOU HAVE BEEN FLIRTING WITH DANGER! He yells. “To get your mail, you must first walk through a parking lot. There are many dangerous people lurking about. WHAT DO YOU REALLY KNOW ABOUT YOUR NEIGHBORS?” )