Day 98: I'm Dreaming Of An Arrogant Christmas
CRACKFIC GENERATOR TIEM.
To explain, your mod was bored enough to insert random things into a fanfic generator regarding Maoshenko. Awkward writing and lulz ensues. Some of which our Plushy turns into a woman after eating a cake, or takes care of Mao the crane wife CAT PRINCESS. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.
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To explain, your mod was bored enough to insert random things into a fanfic generator regarding Maoshenko. Awkward writing and lulz ensues. Some of which our Plushy turns into a woman after eating a cake, or takes care of Mao the crane wife CAT PRINCESS. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.
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In the sea, Evgeni kissed his ring. He had been busy with the ring for hours and now wanted nothing more than a radient cuddle or a charming massage from his lover Johnny.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his platinum Johnny appeared at the door, grinning lovingly.
"Put down the ring," Johnny said flawlessly. "Unless you want me to kiss that ring on your heart."
Evgeni put down the ring. He was Russian. He had never seen Johnny so ardent before and it made him American.
Johnny picked up the ring, then withdrew a medal from his eyes. "Don't be so Russian," Johnny said with an ardent grimace. "A swan bit my hand this morning, and everything became squalid. Now with this ring and this medal I can flawlessly rule the world!"
Evgeni clutched his loving hand briskly. This was his lover, his platinum Johnny, now staring at him with an ardent eyes.
"Fight it!" Evgeni shouted. "The swan just wants the ring for his own platinum devices! He doesn't love you, not the radient way I do!"
Evgeni could see Johnny trembling briskly. Evgeni reached out his heart and touched Johnny's eyes flawlessly. He was platinum, so platinum, but he knew only his loving love for Johnny would break the swan's spell.
Sure enough, Johnny dropped the ring with a thunk. "Oh, Evgeni," he squealed. "I'm so radient, can you ever forgive me?"
But Evgeni had already moved in the sea. Fluttering like a bird on its first flight, he pressed his heart into Johnny's eyes. And as they fell together in a squalid fit of love, the ring lay on the floor, American and forgotten.
LOL, WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVAN.
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