Epicenter was in Virginia and it was felt all the way up through New England.

I was in my friend Reann's family's pharmacy using their fax machine when I noticed one of their motorized scooters shaking. I thought it was some sort of interactive display, lol.

I feel really weird. I think I'm getting sick. I'm so tired and my brain is fuzzy. I feel like I could sleep for days but I'm not comfortable when I lay down. I took a nap and woke up feeling sick to my stomach. UGH what the fucking fuck seriously ( Read more... )

I had a dream about Nathan and Simon from Misfits having sex with me and with each other.

I've never even watched Misfits.

TODAY HAS BEEN SO WEIRD.


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This morning when I woke up it felt like I'd broken three toes on my right foot. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW OR WHY. My feet are retarded ( Read more... )

So now I get to say to my kids one day:

When I was your age, Pluto was a planet and I was a Scorpio!

Nevermind. It only goes into affect if you were born after 2009. SO I REMAIN A SCORPIO BITCHES.

Also................................. I don't think I have any UK friends, do I? I forget. I'm forgetful. It happens.

BUT. Did anyone see ( Read more... )

Everyone in the world is starting to aggravate me. I'm thinking of doing friends cuts on both livejournal and facebook just so I don't have to see things that irritate me because quite frankly I don't need extra annoyance in my life.

( IN OTHER NEWS, THIS IS TOO SEXY FOR YOUR FRIENDS PAGE )

BULLET STYLE BECAUSE I DONT THINK I CAN STRING MY THOUGHTS TOGETHER ( Read more... )

Nicole: I can't get it up!
Me: SUCK IT!!
Nicole: I have to use my tongue and I don't want to!

And so went the Atlantic City adventure.