So I made a Sims house last night. The characters were as follows: Adora Belle Dearheart, Moist von Lipwig, Sam Vimes, Sybil Ramkin, Grace Speaker, Havelock Vetinari, Peter Griffin and Lois Griffin. As I was explaining this to my non-DW-loving roommates, the following conversation transpired ( Read more... )

BARN CHRISTMAS PARTY = AWESOME.

Quotes:

"Just say YES!"

Ashley (aka yours truly), "I like police officers... the man ones. I like the stripey pants."

It's not a party until K gets wet.

Ashley will take off her sweater. (whatever that means)

Angels have cracker wings and impregnate Ashley.

Ashley "There's stuff comin out of my nose"

"You need ( Read more... )

Tonight's dinner was full of fun quotes.

1. "You are the corn in my turd."

2. "I would name a dog Turtles."
    "Turdles? Is that what you call poo?"

3. "Your brother has a nervous system disorder. I know this from my many years of not being a doctor."

4. "He teaches classes? (In reference here to the president of the university, who is a very nice man ( Read more... )

"Ruling a great state is like cooking a small fish." -- The Daodejing of Laozi ( Read more... )