Rides taken to Arden: 1

Black Roads Viewed: 1

Prince's Tears Seen: 1-4

Princes Raced: 1

Horseshoes Thrown: 1

Times nearly decapitated by said horseshoe: 1

Knights in White Satin Armor: 1

Conversations Awkwardly Interruptred: 1

Conversations on Evil put off until later: 2