entry twenty three: unexpected (christmas) Hogswatch letter writing.

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To feed the pigs that pull the Hogfather's... magical sleigh, of course.

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I said I wasn't putting out turnips. I'm not 10. Having to write a letter was bad enough.

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You just... leave them on a table or something before you go to bed on Hogswatchnight. On a table or something. Possibly with something for the Hogfather, but I always thought he'd have had enough, going to everyone's house...

swing headdesks.

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No, I don't think so. Turnips are turnips. You could probably leave them a swede and they wouldn't notice the difference.

... Are you seriously going to do this, Doctor?

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... Why?

You know, if you're going to embrace our traditions, I really ought to send you a card.

presume, indeed, one of the above cards is shoved under the doctor's door later.

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Firstly because Hogswatchnight isn't even ON these calendars. Secondly, because even I'm not doing it, and I was once a child on the Disc...

...Of course you would.

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I guess I could...but it's very... well, childish, Doctor.

Very well, I will. at least you do give a damn so...

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That's the entire point of being an adult.