entry sixty nine: an investigator at heart.

[pleasesmirk]

Who out there owns a dog?

[Inmate men filter]

Gentlemen. I need every single one of you to account for the last time you were in the shower. No, I won't make fun of your sense of hygiene or lack thereof, I'm trying to discover who defiled our showers

Comments

Private

[bob_fraser_snr]

I appreciate the thought, Captain, but honestly, this is a prank, and pranksters want to be paid attention to. I'm not keen to give them the satisfaction of a manhunt.

Private - swing has no sense of humour, so takes this seriously

[pleasesmirk]

...and you think we should tolerate it?

Look, I just want something to look into and anything else, I'd be obliged to report to the wardens. I'm not standing for this.

Private - Bob does too

[bob_fraser_snr]

If it happens again, then most certainly, I'd be inclined to make inquiries, but as it stands, the better thing to do might be to exercise the better part of valour.

I won't stop you, Captain.

Private -

[pleasesmirk]

I don't want to wait for anything to happen the second time.

Private -

[bob_fraser_snr]

Understood. If I do hear anything, I'll let you know.