entry sixty nine: an investigator at heart.
Who out there owns a dog?
[Inmate men filter]
Gentlemen. I need every single one of you to account for the last time you were in the shower. No, I won't make fun of your sense of hygiene or lack thereof, I'm trying to discover who defiled our showers.
So I need to know the exact time you last had a shower and what state you found the bathroom in. I can't imagine anyone would have seen it and said nothing - the first report we have is at 7am. If anyone did see it before then, tell me.
I can't believe this is what I'm reduced to, but anything more serious and the wardens'd have to know.
If you don't answer me, you're automatically a suspect, so I suggest you answer me before I come and talk to you in person. You won't escape my radar.
If you want to come and confess, I'll make sure that the other inmates won't touch you.
[Private to Bob]
Want to lend me a hand?
[Inmate men filter]
Gentlemen. I need every single one of you to account for the last time you were in the shower. No, I won't make fun of your sense of hygiene or lack thereof, I'm trying to discover who defiled our showers.
So I need to know the exact time you last had a shower and what state you found the bathroom in. I can't imagine anyone would have seen it and said nothing - the first report we have is at 7am. If anyone did see it before then, tell me.
I can't believe this is what I'm reduced to, but anything more serious and the wardens'd have to know.
If you don't answer me, you're automatically a suspect, so I suggest you answer me before I come and talk to you in person. You won't escape my radar.
If you want to come and confess, I'll make sure that the other inmates won't touch you.
[Private to Bob]
Want to lend me a hand?