These are laughable.
Q: How do you get a one armed punk out of a tree?
A: Throw him a beer!
Q:Theres an apartment building with 3 floor.On the first floor there's hippies, on the second is the punks and skinheads on the 3rd. The building catches on fire, who survives?
A:The skinheads. They were at work.
Q: How many punk kids does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 10, one to change it and 9 to say they did it first.
A punk and a hippie are walking down the street and the hippie asks "so what is punk anyway?" The punk kicks over a garbage can and says "THATS PUNK!!" The hippie walks over and kicks another trash can over and says "Now am I punk?" and the punk says "No now your a poser!"
Q: what do you call a skinhead fish?
A: an oi-ster!
Q: how many sXe kids does it take to drink a case of beer?
A: One, when no ones looking.