This started out as a snippet that somehow decided it wanted to morph into a full-fledged oneshot at 4am this morning >_>

Title:  Cyberswan Song
Rating: K
Characters:  Mirage, Protectobots
Summary:  Grownups are weird.  The Protectobots try to be polite.  Despite some unhappy!First Aid, humor and fluffage.

( Sometimes it just takes age and wisdom to appreciate the finer things... )

Birthday fic for rageai  (Happy (late) Birthday! (again) ^^ - I hope you're not horrified!  Feel free to strangle me...) and I thought ya'll might like to see it too - just some silliness that's been floating around in my head for awhile.  You may notice a bit of influence from her awesome "Noblesse Oblige"-verse, although I'm not necessarily trying to ( Read more... )

( Please, for Primus' sake, don't click unless you can handle the CARNAGE! )

( Da boyz wanted to show off their Halloween outfits )

( Pww: *whispers* oh he is SO gonna kill me when he wakes up *carefully aims camera and...* CLICK! )

( Slugs, socks, phones, sunbathing transformers, and that's not all! Act now and get a set of opossums ABSOLUTELY FREE! )

Warning:  herein lies slug poo

( pretend this says something clever )

Someone (who shall remain nameless just in case she wishes to be anonymous), in an act of extreme awesomeness, sent me a Mirage!   A gorgeous little elegant posable twisty marvelous Mirage!  And since this someone might be horrified by pages and pages of mushy gratitude and praise of her wonderfulness, I will not say a word about how amazing and ( Read more... )