Title: Here's For You
Author: playingwithcake 
Rating: R for language
Pairing: Neal/David with side of BoUH
Disclaimer: None of this is real. All in my head.
Author's Note: Thanks to the always lovely annie2791 for her quick beta!

( Open it, open it NOW! )

Title: All Before Me Like A Dream
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Neal/David
Summary: Neal finally gets what he wanted from David.
Disclaimer: None of this is real. It's all in my head.
Author's Note: Inspired by the following pic and video (http://playingwithcake.livejournal.com/48022.html). ( Read more... )

Title: All Before Me Like A Dream
Rating: R for language
Pairing: Neal/David
Summary: Neal finally gets what he wanted from David.
Disclaimer: None of this is real. It's all in my head.
Author's Note: Inspired by the following pic and video (under the cut).  Thanks to annie2791  for helping me every step of the way, and for the title!

( I feel sick, I feel nervous, I know just what I did to deserve this... )

Title: I Dare You
Rating: R
Pairing: Andy/Neal
Summary: David dares Andy and Neal to go in the cemetery.
Disclaimer: None of this is real. It's all in my head.
Author's Note: This was written for courts as a Christmas gift. Thanks to annie2791  and kaia_kyrial  for the beta work.

Cross-posted to tulsa_gangsters and neal_tiemann

"I dare you to go in the cemetery and make ( Read more... )

Title: Stealing Touches
Author: playingwithcake  
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: David/Neal
Summary: Neal is fascinated by David's hands.
Warning: Slash mixed in with het sex with random girl.

Notes: Not real. Never happened. Only in my head. And in my pants. Thanks to annie2791   for her help, for her suggestions, for the title, for always being so enthusiastic and for being one ( Read more... )

I don't know what has gotten into me. I blame it all on Big!Fucking!Neal! and David Fucking Cook. Yep. All their fault.

Title: He Tastes Like You Only Sweeter
Author: playingwithcake  
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: David/Neal
Summary: Neal wanted to fuck David.
Notes: Not real. Never happened. Only in my head. And in my pants. Thanks to celtic_fish  for the ending and some ego ( Read more... )

Title: Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
Author: playingwithcake 
Pairing: David/Neal 
Rating: Totally NC 17, with a little side of BDSM.
Disclaimer: If that were true, I'd be an otter fucking a polar bear.
Author's Notes: This is meant as an early birthday present for my dear annie2791 . The inspiration suddenly hit me when  I saw this picture:  Read more... )