Full Bush......
.....is ugly as sin. I know I know, that sounds really harsh coming from a lesbian feminist, but it really fucking is. I am at the gym today, and there are all these women getting naked and going to shower or just changing, and you'd think, ONE WOULD THINK that I as a lesbian feminist I'd be having the grandest time, NOT TRUE. All the women are between the ages of 25 and 90, all in varying stages of awkward body development, all probably own way too many cats, and all have snotty kids they can't stop burbling over. AND ALL OF THEM HAVE FULL BUSH. Not like full bush tamed trimmed, lined up, kempt looking, no no, full bush as in the deep jungles of South America you need to go at it with a machete and a prayer. How are people making love to them? Is someone stupid enough to try and eat them out?!?!? OMG, if someone is, I don't want to hear about it, ever, ever ever.
The point is this; I believe good sex is attached to good grooming. Shave the bush. Trim the bush. Shape up the bush. Leave a little so we all know you hit puberty, but remove what is unnecessary. Don't let the bush be long enough to untangle, braid, or comb, that is ugly. DOn't let the bush grow to the point where you have little tufts peeking out of the legs of your drawers, that is uber ugly. Ugly bush leads to bush insecurity, bush death, and bad sex. Well groomed bush gives the woman bush confidence, and you feel like you can do anything. All I know is that I don't fuck with a fucked up bush, my own or anyone else's.
Grooming and Hygiene are our friends.
The point is this; I believe good sex is attached to good grooming. Shave the bush. Trim the bush. Shape up the bush. Leave a little so we all know you hit puberty, but remove what is unnecessary. Don't let the bush be long enough to untangle, braid, or comb, that is ugly. DOn't let the bush grow to the point where you have little tufts peeking out of the legs of your drawers, that is uber ugly. Ugly bush leads to bush insecurity, bush death, and bad sex. Well groomed bush gives the woman bush confidence, and you feel like you can do anything. All I know is that I don't fuck with a fucked up bush, my own or anyone else's.
Grooming and Hygiene are our friends.