Title: Me On My Way to You (Paralyzer)

Fandom: RPF

Pairing: Callum Keith Rennie/Katee Sackhoff/Michael Trucco

Rating: NC-17

Spoilers: None

( He can't say he's surprised, when he finds them rutting like animals against the side of Mary's building. )

Title: Shade of Scarlet

Fandom: BSG, Series/RPF

Pairing: James Callis/Head!Six

Rating: NC-17

Spoilers: None

( Battlestar's been over for six months and he's still seeing her. )

Title: When the Oval Office is Barackin'...

Fandom: BSG, Series/RPF.

Pairing: Slight Roslin/Obama and Roslin/Adama. Yes, you read that correctly.

Rating: PG-13

Spoilers: None

( Earth, when they find it, is not exactly what they're expecting. )

Title: Touch

Fandom: American Idol RPF

Pairing: Simon Cowell/Paula Abdul

Rating: PG

( Simon's hands are large and manly. (Triple drabble) )

Title: Crutch

Fandom: American Idol RPF

Pairing: Simon Cowell/Paula Abdul

Rating: G

( She calls him after every bad interview. (Drabble) )

Title: Street-Wise Hercules

Fandom: Bones RPF

Pairing: Emily Deschanel/David Boreanaz

Rating: G.

( 'So, exactly how long is this damsel-in-distress thing going to last?' )