I only added the ones I see Barclay using, and even so, he may not use all of these.
SLANG WORDS:
* Aboot - About
* Ain - Own
* Auld - Old
* Aye - Yes
* Bahooky - Backside, bum
* Baltic - Cold
* Bairn - Baby or child
* Baw - Ball, or baws used for testicles.
* Ben - Mountain
* Bide - Depending on the context, means wait, or stay.
* Blether - Talkative, when referred to a person. To "have a blether" is to have a chat.
* Bonnie - Beautiful
* Bowfing - Smelly, horrible
* Braw - Good, or brilliant
* Breeks - Trousers
* Chebs - a woman's breasts.
* Coo - Cow
* Crabbit - Bad tempered
* Cry - Call, as in what do you call him?
* Dampt - Damned
* Dae - Do
* Dauner - Walk - "I'm away for a dauner"
* Didnae - Didn't
* Dinnae - Don't
* Drookit - Soaking wet
* Dug - Dog
* Dunderheid, Eejit, Galoot, Numptie, Bampot - All mean idiot
* Frae - From
* Gallus - Bravado, over-confident
* Gang - Go
* Gaunnae - Going to
* Geggie - Mouth, as in "shut your geggie"
* Glaikit - Stupid, slow on the uptake
* Greet - Cry
* Gumption - Common sense, initiative
* Hae - Have
* Hame - Home
* Haud - Hold
* Haver - Talk rubbish
* Hing - Hang
* Hoachin' - Very busy
* Honkin', Hummin', Howlin' - Bad smell
* Hoose - House
* Hunner - Hundred
* Huvnae - Haven't
* Keek - A little look
* Ken - Know
* Lum - Chimney
* Mair - More
* Merrit - Married
* Mockit, Manky, Mingin', Boggin' - All mean dirty
* Moose - Mouse
* Naw - No
* Neep, Tumshie - Turnip
* Nou - Now
* Oot - Out
* Peely Wally - Pale
* Poke - (to poke - to prod) (a poke - a paper bag)
* Radgy - Horny.
* Reek - Smell, emit smoke
* Riddy - A red face, embarrassed
* Screwball - Unhinged, mad
* Scullery - Kitchen
* Scunnered - Bored, fed up
* Shoogle - Shake
* Simmet - Gents singlet
* Skelp - Slap
* Skoosh - Lemonade (or fizzy drink)
* Sleekit - Sly
* Stookie - Plaster cast (for a broken bone)
* Stour - Dust
* Tattie - Potato
* Thon - That
* Tint - Lost
* Wean - Child
* Whit - What
* Willnae - Will not
* Widnae - Would not
* Windae - Window
* Wummin - Women
* Ye - You
* Yer - Your
* Yin - One
* Maw - Mum.
* Madge - Daft.
* Mad Rocket - Insane
* Mad wi' it - Drunk.
* Scunner - used to describe someone as being irritating as in: "oh you're a right scunner".
* Gowk - Daft.
* Dighted - Also means daft.
And here are some words that describe being drunk:
* Blootered, Steamin, Wrecked, Bladdered, Hammered, Smashed.
SCOTTISH SAYINGS:
* I'll gie ye a skelpit lug! - I'll give you a slap on the ear.
* Whit's fur ye'll no go by ye! - What's meant to happen will happen.
* Skinny Malinky Longlegs! - A tall thin person.
* Lang may yer lum reek! - May you live long and stay well.
* Failing means yer playin! - When you fail at something at least you're trying.
* Mony a mickle maks a muckle! - Saving a small amount soon builds up to a large amount.
* Keep the heid! - Stay calm, don't get upset.
* We're a' Jock Tamson's bairns! - We're all God's children, nobody is better than anybody else - we're all equal.
* Haud yer wheesht! - Be quiet.
* Nou jist haud on! - Now just hold it, slow down, take your time.
* Hell slap it intae ye! - Means it's your own fault.
* I dinnae ken. - I don't know.
* It's a dreich day! - Said in reference to the weather, when it's cold, damp and miserable.
* Gonnae no' dae that! - Don't do that.
* Pure dead brilliant - Exceptionally good.
* Yer bum's oot the windae - You're talking rubbish.
* Am pure done in - I'm feeling very tired.
* Am a pure nick - I don't look very presentable.
* I umnae - I am not.
* Ma heid's mince - My head's a bit mixed up.
* Yer oot yer face! - You're very drunk.
* Yer aff yer heid - You're off your head - a little bit daft.
BARCLAY'S PERSONAL FAVORITE INSULTS:
* Toley eating cum bucket.
* Fuckin' mouthy southie
* Boggin' cunt.
* Piece of sheep shite.
* Cockmunching tit licker.
GAELIC PHRASES:
Just some he may use.
* Slàinte - Cheers.
* Slàinte mhòr agad - Cheers and good health to you
* Ciamar a tha sibh? - How are you?
* An toir thu dhomh pòg? - Will you give me a kiss?
* Tha gaol agam ort. - I love you.
* Tha gaol agam ort-fhèin. - I love you too.
* Tha mi duilich - I'm sorry.
* Gabhaibh mo leisgeul - Excuse me.
* Ceart gu leòr - Right enough/Okay
* S math sin! - Great/Terrific!
* Ma 'se ur toil e - Please.
* Tapadh leat - Thank you.
* Mòran taing - Many Thanks
* Se do bheatha - You're welcome.
* Mar sin leibh an dràsda - Ta ta for now.
* Cach - Shit.
some information from
here, others from my Scottish dictionary book. THIS LIST GROWS ON OCCASION, OKAY.