100 funfacts!
Scotland's 100 Funfacts!
1. speaks to his magical friends in public even though he's aware not everybody can see them.
2. uses said magical friends to his advantage.
3. finds underwear ridiculous.
4. because of the above, he doesn't own a pair.
5. likes poetry and art. Doesn't mean he has to be any good at it.
6. is actually more of a masochist than a sadist.
7. has a case of insomnia.
8. also has a case of manic depression.
9. lives in a castle.
10. occasionally sleeps outside for the heck of it.
11. skinny dips in public.
12. is right handed.
13. needs reading glasses when reading fine text.
14. owns a Highland coo.
15. finds the stars romantic.
16. has a pretty low self esteem.
17. has taken drugs before, and still does on occasion.
18. lights incense.
19. regrets his assistance in breaking the Auld Alliance.
20. probably won't ever forgive himself for the above.
21. believes England proposed the Act of Union out of fear.
22. talks to himself. A lot. By himself or in private, it doesn't matter. Sometimes in English, but usually in Gaelic.
23. hated learning English.
24. seems to only hold grudges against England. Any other bad relations in the past he seems to shrug off unless they start it.
25. sometimes uses English slang.
26. enjoys catching things on fire.
27. owns a waiter outfit similar to England's.
28. has sensitive brows like canon!England as well.
29. owns a goat. Two of them, actually.
30. has a habit of biting his nails when he's bored.
31. has a habit of messing with his hair.
32. grinds his teeth in his sleep.
33. doesn't own a car. Prefers to ride a bike or run to get where he needs to be.
34. loves cooking. Passionately loves cooking.
35. however, his food is worse than England's, considering the ingredients he uses.
36. takes pride in his alcohol and actually sells the most alcoholic beer (55% alcohol) that is served in a taxidermy rodent (End of History).
37. doesn't like England. At all. No. Don't even start with the brotherly love crap. He finds England disgusting.
38. however, a fight between them can promptly stop if one of them proposes the idea to go drink together.
39. decorates his house with dead animals. Everywhere.
40. has all or most of the United Kingdom's nukes.
41. his full length is 6.3 inches.
42. works out every day-- usually by lifting heavy things and throwing them.
43. likes fishing with his bare hands.
44. has two gold teeth.
45. likes sunbathing.
46. had freckles on his cheeks, over his nose, and on his shoulders / upper arms. They were darker and bolder as a child, but he still has them.
47. also has a habit of picking at his teeth.
48. is attracted to Ireland. Doesn't matter which gender people pick it to be.
49. loves bar fighting.
50. enjoys drinking straight up vodka.
51. has two tattoos. One of his ribcage and one on his right arm.
52. cries more than one would think him to.
53. stands at 6'4".
54. is a very pensive individual, but he doesn't express nearly half of what he's thinking.
55. has no problem pissing in public.
56. loves deep fried foods the most.
57. constantly has a hip flask that contains scotch or whisky.
58. usually wears a Celtic cross around his neck.
59. likes to pretend he's in an earlier time period.
60. has a huge collection of weapons. Most of them are claymores or dirks.
61. is an adequate blacksmith.
62. talented in black magic, but eve more so in alchemy.
63. is a chocoholic. He loves sweets.
64. has both ears pierced, and his left cartilage.
65. loves hunting.
66. talented at archery.
67. owns a horse.
68. drinks Iron Bru like a fish.
69. has his afternoon tea and finds it important.
70. usually puts some kind of alcohol in it, however.
71. was good drinking buddies with Robert the Bruce when they weren't planning military tactics together.
72. probably had some kind of awkward thing for William Wallace.
73. actually enjoys festivals.
74. easily gets nostalgic.
75. still rather fascinated with France. His language, food, music, art, culture-- though he doesn't easily admit that.
76. because of the above, he's secretly teaching himself French.
77. prefers to bathe in a lake.
78. is technologically inept.
79. is a bit socially awkward or insecure at first.
80. loves giving Wales a hard time. Like a lot.
81. isn't quite as emotionally stable as he may seem.
82. gets aroused by being bitten.
83. constantly smells like smoke and alcohol.
84. can play the saxophone, bagpipes and penny whistle.
85. wants to break from the United Kingdom. A lot.
86. can be extremely loyal to whatever friends he makes.
87. because of the above, he has no qualms socking a person if they insult somebody he gets along with.
88. is a pervert. He's not open about it, but not because of shame or anything. If the topic is brought up, he'll tell you everything.
89. enjoys cracking his joints.
90. is a sucker for massages.
91. is incredibly thrifty and keeps as much money as he can.
92. used to be immensely religious and close minded.
93. likes rock music.
94. loves unicorns. He really, really does.
95. can destroy any of his mythical creatures by speaking a few magic words.
96. enjoys going to the beach.
97. takes a lot of naps.
98. cannot sing very well, but enjoys doing it when he's by himself.
99. hates the Tories and Margaret Thatcher. In fact, he uses her name as an insult.
100. daydreams a lot.
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