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[Phone]
Really happy that we have some forward-thinkers among us who know how to recognize a trap when they see one. Better to nip these things in the butt before they try to bite us there. Or, ah - or peck considering this place's sense of humor.
...Although it would be kind of cool to see one of these things come to life. [you can practically hear him smiling, although his tone becomes a little sheepish.] N-Not out of some sadistic need to see anyone suffer, though! I don't think one piddly little turkey could stand against a positron beam for very long. So, if anyone starts noticing funny things about their dinner including but not limited to spontaneous clucking, spasming, and/or levitation, just give me, Venkman or Spengler a call and we'll sort things out. No reason to make this a bad Thanksgiving just because the town hates holiday spirit.
[Phone → Filtered to Peter and Egon]
Sooo... Is anyone up for some target practice? I have a turkey and it ain't gonna zap itself.
Really happy that we have some forward-thinkers among us who know how to recognize a trap when they see one. Better to nip these things in the butt before they try to bite us there. Or, ah - or peck considering this place's sense of humor.
...Although it would be kind of cool to see one of these things come to life. [you can practically hear him smiling, although his tone becomes a little sheepish.] N-Not out of some sadistic need to see anyone suffer, though! I don't think one piddly little turkey could stand against a positron beam for very long. So, if anyone starts noticing funny things about their dinner including but not limited to spontaneous clucking, spasming, and/or levitation, just give me, Venkman or Spengler a call and we'll sort things out. No reason to make this a bad Thanksgiving just because the town hates holiday spirit.
[Phone → Filtered to Peter and Egon]
Sooo... Is anyone up for some target practice? I have a turkey and it ain't gonna zap itself.