http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7834286/1/Of_Ponies_and_Edelweiss

Weep with envy, mortals, for this is my Valentine's Day gift from George! *tosses head back and laughs long and hard*

Nothing like highly depressing character death on the Russian front to put you in a Christmassy mood. Yay for Gilbert freezing to death!

This is all George's fault, the bastard.