I rule...
Truly, I am one of the greatest people walking the face of the earth today.
Here's some of the debauchery I've been comminting lately.
-This girl asked me why I was such an asshole, and I told her because I think its funny, and that I could insult anyone, that no-one was immune. She told me I couldnt insult her, so I looked her right in the eyes and said, 'You fucking Cunt', she got pissed at me.
-I got laid, and while I was doing her from behind my dick fell into her ass. I rule. The next day her friend acted all appalled. some of her quotes: 'why did you waje up half naked next to my friend?' that sent me into a fit of laughter. another one ' why is there a used condom on the floor?' again, laughter.
- Alot of drinking and smoking and being a dumb teenager.
Well, Im running out of time on this computer. You people are inferior to me in every way. My dick is huge. Im sexier than Jonny Depp, Orlando bloom, and all those other celebritys combined.
Im so arrogant.
(high five to myself.)
Here's some of the debauchery I've been comminting lately.
-This girl asked me why I was such an asshole, and I told her because I think its funny, and that I could insult anyone, that no-one was immune. She told me I couldnt insult her, so I looked her right in the eyes and said, 'You fucking Cunt', she got pissed at me.
-I got laid, and while I was doing her from behind my dick fell into her ass. I rule. The next day her friend acted all appalled. some of her quotes: 'why did you waje up half naked next to my friend?' that sent me into a fit of laughter. another one ' why is there a used condom on the floor?' again, laughter.
- Alot of drinking and smoking and being a dumb teenager.
Well, Im running out of time on this computer. You people are inferior to me in every way. My dick is huge. Im sexier than Jonny Depp, Orlando bloom, and all those other celebritys combined.
Im so arrogant.
(high five to myself.)