Oct 10, 2006 13:38
I didntget laid. I am A sad excuse for a human being. I dont even deserve pussy at this point.
Some guy at a bar boughtme a drink, and offered to let me have sex with his wife,but I (and she) were both really weirded out by it. Im in Eugene now, and earlier today this dude took me to his pad,bought me a beer,smoked pot with me,and then his wife came home and bitched him out. 'pussy' I thought. But then I realized if I had A wife/girl I'd proably do the same thing. Then I realized how happy I was tobe single, and not have some cow nagging me. I truly do rock.
I need beer!