126- True Lies
I'm actually a member of a secret organization trying to take over the corrupt world for the betterment of mankind. There's only four of us, five if you count the dog, but we're making good headway, since we're starting with our sights small, and just trying to conquer the city first. I've been through a lot trying to achieve these goals, sure. I've been blown up, beaten up, braved fiery infernos, put in jail by immigration, swam through hellish waters rife with sharks, whirlpools, and rip tides, been dropped into pits with every animal I can name in them, suffered all kinds of humiliation, and that's just to name a few things, but it's all been worth it just to have my Lord praise me! His beautiful face, his strong arms, his big, safe-looking cape and mantle... Aw, man, I wish I could stay under that cape in my Lord's arms... And I mean, that's just a few of the things I never tell anyone. Excel isn't even my real name!
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WHAT THE HELL!?
DAMNIT! I'VE BEEN EXPOSED! THE FEDS'LL BE COMING AFTER ME ANY MINUTE! I CAN'T-... NO! Stop. Wait. Think, Excel, think. Just go with Plan A, denial! Play it cool, play it cool... DAMNIT.
Ah... That's weird. What's with all that? Is there a curse or something? Wonder what that's all about... Haha... Well, whatever, right? It's not like any of it's true, right?
So, uh, hey Misao-chan. Is it alright if I move in with you guys today?
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WHAT THE HELL!?
DAMNIT! I'VE BEEN EXPOSED! THE FEDS'LL BE COMING AFTER ME ANY MINUTE! I CAN'T-... NO! Stop. Wait. Think, Excel, think. Just go with Plan A, denial! Play it cool, play it cool... DAMNIT.
Ah... That's weird. What's with all that? Is there a curse or something? Wonder what that's all about... Haha... Well, whatever, right? It's not like any of it's true, right?
So, uh, hey Misao-chan. Is it alright if I move in with you guys today?