151- Ask a stupid question.....
You know, I usually make a point of vehemently avoiding surveys. The people who give them are usually nosy, dolled-up old bags.
I'M AFRAID OF SILENCE:.......... Maybe. Not that it matters here since it's impossible to have it.
I TALK A LOT WHEN I GET NERVOUS:Call it a bad habit. I'm working on it, alright?I AM REALLY TICKLISH:No. Torture doesn't work on me.I'VE BEEN CALLED A TEASE:No. What the hell's that supposed to mean?I'VE BEEN CALLED "JAIL-BAIT":Not until I came here. Though I HAVE met a pedophile before who said something like "if only you were 10 years younger"..... This is so stupid......I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK:Pfft. It saves electricity, and it saves me money on the bills. What's to be afraid of?I'M AFRAID OF FACING MY BACK TO OPEN DOORS AT NIGHT:What the hell kind of a question is that? I CAN'T SLEEP IN A ROOM IF THE CLOSET DOOR IS OPEN:Oh, come on. Who the hell do you think I am?I AM A HOMOSEXUAL:90% of the women I've ever met have been insufferable bitches. If anything I'm asexual except for Lord Il Palazzo.I BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE:............. Yes.
I'VE RUN AWAY FROM HOME:On purpose? Once. Sort of. It was more of a personal journey to find................ Well, none of your business, that's what.
I LISTEN TO POLITICAL MUSIC:I don't listen to ANY music unless it happens to be on someone else's radio at work or something. I COLLECT COMIC BOOKS:Comic books? The hell?
I SHUT OTHERS OUT WHEN I'M SAD:Sadness is for the weak.
I'VE STAYED OUT ALL NIGHT:Sometimes, but I try to cram my work hours into the daytime unless I REALLY need the money.I OPEN UP TO OTHERS EASILY:I get along well with coworkers, if that's what you mean. Maybe not always with my PARTNERS, but that's none of your beeswax.
I AM KEEPING A SECRET FROM THE WORLD:Why the hell would I tell you if I was?
I WATCH THE NEWS:Not unless it's on in a store window. I OWN OVER 5 RAP CD'S:The hell's "rap"?
I LOVE DISNEY MOVIES:Ain't that some kinda corrupt megacorporation kinda thing? Either way I don't watch movies. I AM A SUCKER FOR GREEN EYES:In that it's my eye color, I guess so.I AM A SUCKER FOR BROWN EYES:Not really.
I AM A SUCKER FOR BLUE EYES:I kinda like yellow ones. It's none of your business why.I DON'T KILL BUGS:I've had to do it tons of times, usually when I'm working in a restaurant. We're supposed to call 'em "Taro-san", though. Some kinda code I guess.I CURSE:Usually at Elgala. I try to uphold myself to some kind of personal standard of language usage, though.I'VE CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND:Never had one. Don't need one. Quit asking stupid crap like that.
I'VE SLIPPED AND FELL IN PUBLIC:.............. A couple times. I think. I don't make a point of remembering stuff like that.
I'VE SLIPPED OUT A "LOL" IN A REAL CONVERSATION:What the hell does that mean?
I LOVE SPAM:I prefer rice or ramen when I'm getting rations.I'M A GOOD COOK:Probably. I've can make a mean bowl of ramen noodles.I HAVE WORN PAJAMAS TO CLASS:What? What kind of a stupid question is that?
I HAVE OWNED SOMETHING FROM ABERCROMBIE:The hell is abercrombie? I WANT A BETTER JOB..OR A JOB:I've got two that I haven't gotten fired from yet, so that's always good. I always shift around extra jobs just in case, though.
I'VE TALKED ON THE PHONE FOR 6+ HOURS:I don't have a phone, and having seen and practiced the way they're sold, I never will. You know how much calls that long would cost, anyway?
I LOVE DR. PHIL:I ain't fond of doctors. Bad history with hospitals.
I LIKE SOMEONE:How the hell is that your business? I AM GUILTY OF TyPiNg LiKe ThIs:Never used a keyboard or keypad or whatever it is until I got one of these things, but that looks stupid.
I AM SELF-CONSCIOUS:..................... Yes Screw you.
I LOVE TO LAUGH:Sure, why not? It's good for the lungs and it's good for morale. I DRINK ALCOHOL FREQUENTLY:I used to back when I worked in construction, since people did that on the job all the time, but otherwise the stuff's not worth the expense.
I'VE SMOKED A PACK OF CIGARETTES IN 1 DAY:Tobacco companies are corrupt and deserve to be wiped off the map.
I'M NOT A VIRGIN:.............................................. Uh... What?
I LOVE LORD OF THE FLIES:The hell's that? I EAT COUGH DROPS WHEN I'M NOT SICK:Waste of money.I CAN'T SWALLOW PILLS:Not after my experiences with Ha-chan's meds, no. God only knows what that crap does to you.
I HAVE A LOT OF SCARS:................ You know, now that you mention it, I don't think I do. Huh..... I would've thought I'd have a lot by now, but....... Huh.I CAN'T SLEEP IF I KNOW THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE ROOM:Never had that problem before. I'm pretty good about keeping my room clean.I LOVE CHOCOLATE:Hurk-! ......... Only in VERY small quantities.........
I BITE MY NAILS:I've done it a couple times, I guess, but it's not a habit or anything. I TWIRL MY HAIR:No, thankfully. That's the kind of annoying crap Elgala does when she's slacking off. I AM COMFORTABLE WITH BEING ME:Why the hell wouldn't I be?
I PLAY COMPUTER GAMES WHEN I'M BORED:Played one once. Never will again.
I TAKE THESE GAY SURVEYS WHEN I'M BORED:I never take surveys. I don't know what compelled me to take one this retarded, either.
I'VE SEEN A SHOOTING STAR:Maybe. I don't remember. What's that got to do with anything?
I'VE HAD A "MENAGE A TROIS":Huh? Menagerie?
I'VE GONE OUT IN PUBLIC IN MY PAJAMAS:I don't think so. Probably not.I'VE KISSED A STRANGER:............................................................. I'VE KISSED SOMEONE FOR THE HELL OF IT:.................................................................................... Those goddamn curses... I'VE HUGGED A STRANGER:No.I'VE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX:What can I say? El brings out the worst in me. I'm glad she isn't here.
I'VE LAUGHED AND HAD SOME TYPE OF BEVERAGE COME OUT OF MY NOSE:No.
I'VE PUSHED ALL THE BUTTONS IN AN ELEVATOR:That's retarded.
I'VE MADE OUT IN AN ELEVATOR:No. Seriously, this is starting to piss me off.
I'VE KICKED A GUY WHERE IT HURTS ON PURPOSE:When I kick somebody, it hurts no matter where it is. Unless it's some kind of juggernaut priest or something.
I'VE BEEN SKYDIVING:I've fallen from the top of a large building before. That count?I'VE BEEN BUNGEE JUMPING:This stuff is so stupid. I'VE HAD STITCHES:............ No. Even if someone said I needed some I wouldn't get any. And I wouldn't need any. Damn needles...
I'VE BITTEN SOMEONE..AS A JOKE:Stupid. I'VE BEEN TO NIAGARA FALLS:No. I'VE HAD THE CHICKEN POX:I don't catch stuff like that.
I'VE CRASHED INTO A CAR:Other way around. Several times, in fact. I can even land on my feet when I roll off of 'em now.
I'VE BEEN TO JAPAN:Live there. Y'know..... When I ain't HERE. I'VE RIDDEN IN A TAXI:Why waste the money? I'd rather walk.I'VE SHOPLIFTED:Not until I have to leave a job or get fired or something. Usually only when I'm working in supermarkets or restaurants, places with useful supplies. It's like a severance payment, see?
I'VE BEEN FIRED:....................... A lot. I'VE HAD FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T HAVE THEM BACK:.............................................................. Uh......... I'VE STOLEN SOMETHING FROM MY JOB:All the time.......................... I mean, not from any of the jobs I have right NOW, but.......... Eh...........I'VE BEEN ON A BLIND DATE:I don't do that kinda crap. I'VE HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER:No.I'VE CELEBRATED MARDI GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS:Never been to America.I'VE BEEN TO EUROPE:Nope. I'VE SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER, AND/OR EMPLOYEE:Me, Ha-chan, and El had to share a bed all the time. We took a futon, see, and we split it three ways. Depending on whose turn it was, one of us would have the bottom mattress, one would have the top mattress, and the other would have the pillow. We shared the blanket. It was uncomfortable but it worked.I'VE BEEN MARRIED:No. I'VE GOTTEN DIVORCED:If you don't already know the answer you're an idiot.I'VE BEEN PREGNANT:I'm not so great with kids. Let's leave it at that.
I'VE SEEN SOMETHING/SOMEONE DYING:Had to wake up next to her corpse every morning. She kept getting blood stains on stuff, too. Bugged the hell outta me.
I HAVE A LIST OF PEOPLE I WANT TO KILL:Yes.I'VE DRIVEN OVER 400 MILES IN 1 DAY:I don't know how to drive. I'VE BEEN TO CANADA:No. I'VE BEEN ON A PLANE:I built one once. For this contest thing. It got totaled, but the people who broke it let us use theirs, and we wound up winning. .......... Wonder what happened to all that money....
I'VE SEEN THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW:What? I'VE THROWN UP FROM DRINKING:Who do you think I am? El's the drunk, not me.I'VE EATEN SUSHI:Too expensive.
I'VE BEEN SKIING:Nope. I'VE BEEN ICE SKATING: Nope.
I'VE CRIED IN PUBLIC: I don't cry.I'VE TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE:People who don't value their lives don't deserve to have one.
I'VE LIKED SOMEONE EVEN THOUGH I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE:............. None of your business. I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT SOMEONE ALMOST 24/7: ........................ Maybe.
I'VE HATED THE WORLD: It's corrupt. What else is there to say?
Waste of time, every single one of these things..............
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How will I die?
Your Result: You will be murdered.
This doesn't guarantee pain and suffering, but it will be at the hands of another. Perhaps the vile deeds of a past life will attribute to this horrific demise. Do not fear murder. There is a rare epiphany that comes from this type of death. You will see it in the last moments.
You will die in a nuclear holocaust.
You will die from a terminal illness.
You will die in a car accident.
You will die of boredom.
You will die while having sex.
You will die while saving someone's life.
You will die in your sleep.
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................................... Well......... That's kind of unsettling................
What mental disorder do you have?
Your Result: Paranoia
You are constantly thinking about what others may be saying about you behind your back. You may also feel people have conspiracies against you, or they are out to get you. In crowds you may feel like everybody is watching to closely.
GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder)
OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
Manic Depressive
ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)
What mental disorder do you have?
................. Well........... I guess I can't deny that............. I mean, really, when you live my kinda life it's not THAT weird.......
What type of person do you attract?
Your Result: You attract geeks!
Your stunning intellect and love of sci-fi and video games allures the geeks like nothing else. Maybe it is the sparkle in your eye that makes them want to text you, who knows. Geeks make good partners, but tend to be arguementative. If you are a TRUE geek magnet, you will know if that was spelled correctly, and actually care. If it is a bad-boy/bad-girl you are seeking, you are barking up the wrong tree, unless they are just 'bad' behind a PS2 console.
You attract rednecks!
You attract Yuppies!
You attract unstable people!
You attract artsy people!
You attract models!
What type of person do you attract?
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.................................................................... That's it, I'm not doing any more of this crap.
I'M AFRAID OF SILENCE:.......... Maybe. Not that it matters here since it's impossible to have it.
I TALK A LOT WHEN I GET NERVOUS:Call it a bad habit. I'm working on it, alright?I AM REALLY TICKLISH:No. Torture doesn't work on me.I'VE BEEN CALLED A TEASE:No. What the hell's that supposed to mean?I'VE BEEN CALLED "JAIL-BAIT":Not until I came here. Though I HAVE met a pedophile before who said something like "if only you were 10 years younger"..... This is so stupid......I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK:Pfft. It saves electricity, and it saves me money on the bills. What's to be afraid of?I'M AFRAID OF FACING MY BACK TO OPEN DOORS AT NIGHT:What the hell kind of a question is that? I CAN'T SLEEP IN A ROOM IF THE CLOSET DOOR IS OPEN:Oh, come on. Who the hell do you think I am?I AM A HOMOSEXUAL:90% of the women I've ever met have been insufferable bitches. If anything I'm asexual except for Lord Il Palazzo.I BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE:............. Yes.
I'VE RUN AWAY FROM HOME:On purpose? Once. Sort of. It was more of a personal journey to find................ Well, none of your business, that's what.
I LISTEN TO POLITICAL MUSIC:I don't listen to ANY music unless it happens to be on someone else's radio at work or something. I COLLECT COMIC BOOKS:Comic books? The hell?
I SHUT OTHERS OUT WHEN I'M SAD:Sadness is for the weak.
I'VE STAYED OUT ALL NIGHT:Sometimes, but I try to cram my work hours into the daytime unless I REALLY need the money.I OPEN UP TO OTHERS EASILY:I get along well with coworkers, if that's what you mean. Maybe not always with my PARTNERS, but that's none of your beeswax.
I AM KEEPING A SECRET FROM THE WORLD:Why the hell would I tell you if I was?
I WATCH THE NEWS:Not unless it's on in a store window. I OWN OVER 5 RAP CD'S:The hell's "rap"?
I LOVE DISNEY MOVIES:Ain't that some kinda corrupt megacorporation kinda thing? Either way I don't watch movies. I AM A SUCKER FOR GREEN EYES:In that it's my eye color, I guess so.I AM A SUCKER FOR BROWN EYES:Not really.
I AM A SUCKER FOR BLUE EYES:I kinda like yellow ones. It's none of your business why.I DON'T KILL BUGS:I've had to do it tons of times, usually when I'm working in a restaurant. We're supposed to call 'em "Taro-san", though. Some kinda code I guess.I CURSE:Usually at Elgala. I try to uphold myself to some kind of personal standard of language usage, though.I'VE CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND:Never had one. Don't need one. Quit asking stupid crap like that.
I'VE SLIPPED AND FELL IN PUBLIC:.............. A couple times. I think. I don't make a point of remembering stuff like that.
I'VE SLIPPED OUT A "LOL" IN A REAL CONVERSATION:What the hell does that mean?
I LOVE SPAM:I prefer rice or ramen when I'm getting rations.I'M A GOOD COOK:Probably. I've can make a mean bowl of ramen noodles.I HAVE WORN PAJAMAS TO CLASS:What? What kind of a stupid question is that?
I HAVE OWNED SOMETHING FROM ABERCROMBIE:The hell is abercrombie? I WANT A BETTER JOB..OR A JOB:I've got two that I haven't gotten fired from yet, so that's always good. I always shift around extra jobs just in case, though.
I'VE TALKED ON THE PHONE FOR 6+ HOURS:I don't have a phone, and having seen and practiced the way they're sold, I never will. You know how much calls that long would cost, anyway?
I LOVE DR. PHIL:I ain't fond of doctors. Bad history with hospitals.
I LIKE SOMEONE:How the hell is that your business? I AM GUILTY OF TyPiNg LiKe ThIs:Never used a keyboard or keypad or whatever it is until I got one of these things, but that looks stupid.
I AM SELF-CONSCIOUS:..................... Yes Screw you.
I LOVE TO LAUGH:Sure, why not? It's good for the lungs and it's good for morale. I DRINK ALCOHOL FREQUENTLY:I used to back when I worked in construction, since people did that on the job all the time, but otherwise the stuff's not worth the expense.
I'VE SMOKED A PACK OF CIGARETTES IN 1 DAY:Tobacco companies are corrupt and deserve to be wiped off the map.
I'M NOT A VIRGIN:.............................................. Uh... What?
I LOVE LORD OF THE FLIES:The hell's that? I EAT COUGH DROPS WHEN I'M NOT SICK:Waste of money.I CAN'T SWALLOW PILLS:Not after my experiences with Ha-chan's meds, no. God only knows what that crap does to you.
I HAVE A LOT OF SCARS:................ You know, now that you mention it, I don't think I do. Huh..... I would've thought I'd have a lot by now, but....... Huh.I CAN'T SLEEP IF I KNOW THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE ROOM:Never had that problem before. I'm pretty good about keeping my room clean.I LOVE CHOCOLATE:Hurk-! ......... Only in VERY small quantities.........
I BITE MY NAILS:I've done it a couple times, I guess, but it's not a habit or anything. I TWIRL MY HAIR:No, thankfully. That's the kind of annoying crap Elgala does when she's slacking off. I AM COMFORTABLE WITH BEING ME:Why the hell wouldn't I be?
I PLAY COMPUTER GAMES WHEN I'M BORED:Played one once. Never will again.
I TAKE THESE GAY SURVEYS WHEN I'M BORED:I never take surveys. I don't know what compelled me to take one this retarded, either.
I'VE SEEN A SHOOTING STAR:Maybe. I don't remember. What's that got to do with anything?
I'VE HAD A "MENAGE A TROIS":Huh? Menagerie?
I'VE GONE OUT IN PUBLIC IN MY PAJAMAS:I don't think so. Probably not.I'VE KISSED A STRANGER:............................................................. I'VE KISSED SOMEONE FOR THE HELL OF IT:.................................................................................... Those goddamn curses... I'VE HUGGED A STRANGER:No.I'VE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX:What can I say? El brings out the worst in me. I'm glad she isn't here.
I'VE LAUGHED AND HAD SOME TYPE OF BEVERAGE COME OUT OF MY NOSE:No.
I'VE PUSHED ALL THE BUTTONS IN AN ELEVATOR:That's retarded.
I'VE MADE OUT IN AN ELEVATOR:No. Seriously, this is starting to piss me off.
I'VE KICKED A GUY WHERE IT HURTS ON PURPOSE:When I kick somebody, it hurts no matter where it is. Unless it's some kind of juggernaut priest or something.
I'VE BEEN SKYDIVING:I've fallen from the top of a large building before. That count?I'VE BEEN BUNGEE JUMPING:This stuff is so stupid. I'VE HAD STITCHES:............ No. Even if someone said I needed some I wouldn't get any. And I wouldn't need any. Damn needles...
I'VE BITTEN SOMEONE..AS A JOKE:Stupid. I'VE BEEN TO NIAGARA FALLS:No. I'VE HAD THE CHICKEN POX:I don't catch stuff like that.
I'VE CRASHED INTO A CAR:Other way around. Several times, in fact. I can even land on my feet when I roll off of 'em now.
I'VE BEEN TO JAPAN:Live there. Y'know..... When I ain't HERE. I'VE RIDDEN IN A TAXI:Why waste the money? I'd rather walk.I'VE SHOPLIFTED:Not until I have to leave a job or get fired or something. Usually only when I'm working in supermarkets or restaurants, places with useful supplies. It's like a severance payment, see?
I'VE BEEN FIRED:....................... A lot. I'VE HAD FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T HAVE THEM BACK:.............................................................. Uh......... I'VE STOLEN SOMETHING FROM MY JOB:All the time.......................... I mean, not from any of the jobs I have right NOW, but.......... Eh...........I'VE BEEN ON A BLIND DATE:I don't do that kinda crap. I'VE HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER:No.I'VE CELEBRATED MARDI GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS:Never been to America.I'VE BEEN TO EUROPE:Nope. I'VE SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER, AND/OR EMPLOYEE:Me, Ha-chan, and El had to share a bed all the time. We took a futon, see, and we split it three ways. Depending on whose turn it was, one of us would have the bottom mattress, one would have the top mattress, and the other would have the pillow. We shared the blanket. It was uncomfortable but it worked.I'VE BEEN MARRIED:No. I'VE GOTTEN DIVORCED:If you don't already know the answer you're an idiot.I'VE BEEN PREGNANT:I'm not so great with kids. Let's leave it at that.
I'VE SEEN SOMETHING/SOMEONE DYING:Had to wake up next to her corpse every morning. She kept getting blood stains on stuff, too. Bugged the hell outta me.
I HAVE A LIST OF PEOPLE I WANT TO KILL:Yes.I'VE DRIVEN OVER 400 MILES IN 1 DAY:I don't know how to drive. I'VE BEEN TO CANADA:No. I'VE BEEN ON A PLANE:I built one once. For this contest thing. It got totaled, but the people who broke it let us use theirs, and we wound up winning. .......... Wonder what happened to all that money....
I'VE SEEN THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW:What? I'VE THROWN UP FROM DRINKING:Who do you think I am? El's the drunk, not me.I'VE EATEN SUSHI:Too expensive.
I'VE BEEN SKIING:Nope. I'VE BEEN ICE SKATING: Nope.
I'VE CRIED IN PUBLIC: I don't cry.I'VE TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE:People who don't value their lives don't deserve to have one.
I'VE LIKED SOMEONE EVEN THOUGH I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE:............. None of your business. I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT SOMEONE ALMOST 24/7: ........................ Maybe.
I'VE HATED THE WORLD: It's corrupt. What else is there to say?
Waste of time, every single one of these things..............
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At least it's accurate.
How will I die?
Your Result: You will be murdered.
This doesn't guarantee pain and suffering, but it will be at the hands of another. Perhaps the vile deeds of a past life will attribute to this horrific demise. Do not fear murder. There is a rare epiphany that comes from this type of death. You will see it in the last moments.
You will die in a nuclear holocaust.
You will die from a terminal illness.
You will die in a car accident.
You will die of boredom.
You will die while having sex.
You will die while saving someone's life.
You will die in your sleep.
How will I die?
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................................... Well......... That's kind of unsettling................
What mental disorder do you have?
Your Result: Paranoia
You are constantly thinking about what others may be saying about you behind your back. You may also feel people have conspiracies against you, or they are out to get you. In crowds you may feel like everybody is watching to closely.
GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder)
OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
Manic Depressive
ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)
What mental disorder do you have?
................. Well........... I guess I can't deny that............. I mean, really, when you live my kinda life it's not THAT weird.......
What type of person do you attract?
Your Result: You attract geeks!
Your stunning intellect and love of sci-fi and video games allures the geeks like nothing else. Maybe it is the sparkle in your eye that makes them want to text you, who knows. Geeks make good partners, but tend to be arguementative. If you are a TRUE geek magnet, you will know if that was spelled correctly, and actually care. If it is a bad-boy/bad-girl you are seeking, you are barking up the wrong tree, unless they are just 'bad' behind a PS2 console.
You attract rednecks!
You attract Yuppies!
You attract unstable people!
You attract artsy people!
You attract models!
What type of person do you attract?
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.................................................................... That's it, I'm not doing any more of this crap.