116- Flyin' the coop
[Accidental voice post]
MY LORD! The intruders have broken through the primary and secondary defenses! We're surrounded, Sir! Bogies at all-o'-clock! I can't shake him! STAY ON TARGET GOLD LEADER!
NO! Cut the chatter, Excel, there's hope yet! Ahahaha! Of course! My superior foresight foresaw such an occasion as this happening! Good thing I lined the base with traps and barriers! It's just like home, but I know how the controls work! AHAHAHAHA!
DIE ALIEN SCUM DIE!
[The sound of various mechanical devices being triggered, accompanied by various alien shouts, followed by what may sound like the assorted roars/cries/shrieks of exotic beasties, projected as if through a pit of some kind...]
GOTCHA! C'mon, don't be such sore losers, if I can do it, so can...
[Icky struggling sounds]
Yeech... Well, maybe not... Well, good luck, but WHAT AM I SAYING, I HOPE YOU DIE A NASTY DEATH, YOU BLASPHEMOUS FREAKS!
[More noises from different locations]
AIIIIIE! CAP'N, THE HULL'S BREACHED! SHE CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE! ALL HANDS TO PORT SIDE, BEAM ME DOWN, SCOTTY!!
[Breaking noises, like crummy construction work but worse]
MY LORD! THEY'VE BROKEN THROUGH OUR FINAL DEFENSES! EXCEL RECOMMENDS AN IMMEDIATE, UH.... BACKWARDS ADVANCE. SO AS TO CONFUSE THE ENEMY. Not that I want to run away and hide or anything, but considering the circumstances and being severely understaffed at the moment....
Perhaps now is a good time to use the new escape pod/route to the underground! I'd ask who dug it but I don't think this is really the time or place.
MY LORD! The intruders have broken through the primary and secondary defenses! We're surrounded, Sir! Bogies at all-o'-clock! I can't shake him! STAY ON TARGET GOLD LEADER!
NO! Cut the chatter, Excel, there's hope yet! Ahahaha! Of course! My superior foresight foresaw such an occasion as this happening! Good thing I lined the base with traps and barriers! It's just like home, but I know how the controls work! AHAHAHAHA!
DIE ALIEN SCUM DIE!
[The sound of various mechanical devices being triggered, accompanied by various alien shouts, followed by what may sound like the assorted roars/cries/shrieks of exotic beasties, projected as if through a pit of some kind...]
GOTCHA! C'mon, don't be such sore losers, if I can do it, so can...
[Icky struggling sounds]
Yeech... Well, maybe not... Well, good luck, but WHAT AM I SAYING, I HOPE YOU DIE A NASTY DEATH, YOU BLASPHEMOUS FREAKS!
[More noises from different locations]
AIIIIIE! CAP'N, THE HULL'S BREACHED! SHE CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE! ALL HANDS TO PORT SIDE, BEAM ME DOWN, SCOTTY!!
[Breaking noises, like crummy construction work but worse]
MY LORD! THEY'VE BROKEN THROUGH OUR FINAL DEFENSES! EXCEL RECOMMENDS AN IMMEDIATE, UH.... BACKWARDS ADVANCE. SO AS TO CONFUSE THE ENEMY. Not that I want to run away and hide or anything, but considering the circumstances and being severely understaffed at the moment....
Perhaps now is a good time to use the new escape pod/route to the underground! I'd ask who dug it but I don't think this is really the time or place.