Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: A Humorous Review with No Real Analytical Value Whatsoever

[pitac89]

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: A Humorous Review with No Real Analytical Value Whatsoever

Disclaimer: As the title should indicate, this review is written purely to vent my own frustrations. It makes no attempt at in-depth, unbiased analysis regarding this episode or the within characters’ actions or motives. I’m posting it online, not to piss anyone off

Comments

Ho ho ho, I'm only half way through but I must address this typo

[hohaiyee]

Your review is hilarious, I can't believe I didn't notice the Owen thing before.

This though: “As if I would,” Gwen says in disgust. Carys, Jack, Owen, and James from Border Princes beg to differ.

Amend this to;
Carys, Owen, James from Border Princes, Nostrovite!Jack, and Jack's three day old corpse. I can't remember anymore, but did Jack ever actually kiss Gwen?

Re: Ho ho ho, I'm only half way through but I must address this typo

[pitac89]

She kissed him in the original "Day One" after he saved her and Carys.

Re: Ho ho ho, I'm only half way through but I must address this typo

[slns7552]

She kissed him, he didn't kiss her. And thanks for recognizing that John Hart was actually Spike. Does RTD create any original characters?

No, not ever, let's start with Jack's image in Torchwood

[hohaiyee]

Re: No, not ever, let's start with Jack's image in Torchwood

[slns7552]

Why do people think he's a genuis? Except for Doctor Who (didn't really care for Eggleston's Doctor and couldn't stand Rose), Torchwood (Captain Jack who's a Doctor wannebe and Gwen, an older, even more immature Rose), and Queer As Folks (which I've never seen) none of his television shows have gone more than 6 episodes.

Sometimes I feel kind of stupid getting this involved with a tv show especially one like Torchwood which really wasn't all it could have been and now it's totally destroyed.