Here.

I wonder if people are phoning the office and asking for the Head Wanker?

h/t Ace of Spades HQ

To Protect & Serve.

...that Sheryl Crow's next CD will be named Wave A Brown Hand For The Earth?

Discuss.

Police breaking into your house to collect unpaid parking fines.

UK Government to Break Into Homes Over Parking Tickets ( Read more... )

Is there a reason to climb Mt. Hood in February?

Three guys died there in December, and now three more are stranded on the mountain, desiring rescue.

"They're very cold," said Russell Gubele, who was coordinating communications for the rescue operation.

(Russ has been nominated for the No Shit Sherlock Award.)

The climbing mishap occurred at ( Read more... )

Don't want to offend the followers of the Religion of Peace™.

If you enter my hotel wearing black clothing, clunky silver jewelry, a cell phone ear headset, bald scalp and an unfocused gaze, please forgive me for thinking that you have already been assimilated.

Lawrenceville, GA, to be exact.

No, it wasn't Baptists doing it, either. Knew you'd ask.

..... you don't get up from a fall like this.

I'm getting a bit fed up with our local grocery stores treating me like a counterfeiter when I pay with a $50 or $100 dollar bill. All of the cashiers have those testing pens, and they all test every large bill that goes into their drawer. I find it offensive, myself, and may buy a pen of my own and subject their change to the same review, even ( Read more... )