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So! I start summer school in the morning! I was thinking, maybe I should go to sleep? But then my body got all, Hey, remember those kajillion Diet Cokes you drank earlier? Yeah, me too!
The reason I drank a kajillion Diet Cokes is that I was at book club, and everything else to drink was wine. This is at least better than teacher book club, where all there EVER is to drink is wine. I'm seriously considering carrying a pitcher of iced tea around with me at all times from now on. And everyone hosting things will be like, Wow, iced tea! Why didn't I think of that? and I'll be all like, I don't know, but I sure am hydrated!
Today was my brother's birthday. I gave him weights, the kind you hold in your hands? Maybe you can call them hand weights? I don't know. The kind you don't put on a stick. Anyway, they're pretty heavy. Ross and I went to the sports store the other day to shop, and found them and picked them out, and then Ross goes, "Hey, can I look around for a bit?" and I was like, "...Sure.." So then I followed him around for like fifteen minutes while he looked at things. Carrying 15 pound weights. And my fingers almost fell off.
I will leave you with an exchange my parents and I had on the way to book club this evening:
Mom: Are those sheep?
me: Yes!
Mom: Baa! Baa!
Dad (slightly mocking): Look, grapes!
Dad and me: Um...Grape grape grape!
Mom: *look of horror* You two are so weird.
The reason I drank a kajillion Diet Cokes is that I was at book club, and everything else to drink was wine. This is at least better than teacher book club, where all there EVER is to drink is wine. I'm seriously considering carrying a pitcher of iced tea around with me at all times from now on. And everyone hosting things will be like, Wow, iced tea! Why didn't I think of that? and I'll be all like, I don't know, but I sure am hydrated!
Today was my brother's birthday. I gave him weights, the kind you hold in your hands? Maybe you can call them hand weights? I don't know. The kind you don't put on a stick. Anyway, they're pretty heavy. Ross and I went to the sports store the other day to shop, and found them and picked them out, and then Ross goes, "Hey, can I look around for a bit?" and I was like, "...Sure.." So then I followed him around for like fifteen minutes while he looked at things. Carrying 15 pound weights. And my fingers almost fell off.
I will leave you with an exchange my parents and I had on the way to book club this evening:
Mom: Are those sheep?
me: Yes!
Mom: Baa! Baa!
Dad (slightly mocking): Look, grapes!
Dad and me: Um...Grape grape grape!
Mom: *look of horror* You two are so weird.