Leprechaun
TITLE: Leprechaun
AUTHOR:
pipamonium
PART: 1/1
EMAIL: Pipamonium@yahoo.com
RATING: G
WARNINGS: None
SUMMARY: A very random poem.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I can take constructive criticism - in fact I like it - as long as it is constructive!
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Leprechaun
One day long gone,
I saw a leprechaun
while eating a bon-bon
with my pet python
in the Amazon.
I see the leprechaun
off and on,
usually at the crack of dawn
eating a pecan
or chattering in a talk-a-thon.
The friendly leprechaun
is anything but with drawn.
He says there are pros and cons
of being one of many phenomenon's
and to please call him John.
One day, said John
I was running with a baton
in a decathlon
when I saw a swan
whom needed to yawn.
I named him Don Juan
and gave him a coupon
for some parmesan
at a store shaped like an octagon,
or was it a pentagon?
Anyway, another day I was drawn
from my chess game with Antoin,
by an ex-con
who looked like he was in a marathon
with cops, running across my lawn.
Today I got my hair cut in the Salon
when who should walk past but Ron,
who use to live in the Yukon,
eating a wonton.
He says he is going to change his named to Genghis Khan.