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[piontless]

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the

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the response

[piontless]

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons: -You do not work 8 straight hours.
>>You fall asleep after brief work periods.
>>You do not always follow orders of the management team.
>>You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen
visiting other locations.??
>>You do not take initiative.
>>You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
>>You don't always observe necessary safety requirements, such as
>>wearing the correct protective clothing.
>>You will retire well before you are 65.
>>You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed the assigned task.

And if that were NOT ALL, you have been seen constantly entering

and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

>>Sincerely, The Management

Re: the response

[twas_now]

I can live with that, the wages I receive are just fine.

Re: the response

[travvyishot]

you always get those lines in before me. i should check livejournal more often.

misplaced first try

[twas_now]

That was the universal man-penis speaking the universal opinion of all penises worldwide (and in outer space, for those astronaut penises)

[jesusonstick]

hahahah!! i love you.

[piontless]

aww shucks i love you to! hehe

[simonversusgod]

mmm... damp warm environment... mmm....