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[piontless]

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the

>>following reasons:
>>I do physical labor.
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>>I work at great depths.
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>>I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
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>>I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
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>>I work in a damp environment.
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>>I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
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>>I work in high temperatures.
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>>My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
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