Hey, you. Did you know, according to very serious intellectuals, that you only voted for Joe Biden not because you thought the country and you personally probably wouldn't survive another Trump term, but because washed-up Boomer and occasional actor James Woods wasn't allowed to jam a stolen photo of Hunter Biden's dong into your Twitter feed? It's ( Read more... )

This is cheating a bit because it's still too warm to buy any, but I've started stalking the body butters at Witch Baby Soap. They use a coconut oil base, which is solid at room temperature, but liquifies with very little encouragement. Unless I want to receive an empty jar inside of a grease-soaked and highly fragrant cardboard box, I have to ( Read more... )