Kaoru's luscious cashews
For anyone reading this who is NOT a Dir en grey fan and therefore knows nothing about Kaoru's famous cashews, no I am not referring to his own nuts, though they may indeed be luscious but I wouldn't know anything about that. (*all the fangirls giggle*) There is a line in 'Machiavellism' that is supposed to say "Hurry up! Hurry up! Wrist cut show!" But thanks to Kyo's awesome engrish skills, it comes out sounding like "Kaoru, Kaoru eats cashewww..." So poor Kaoru has been inundated with cashews in his gift bins at all the american shows. They got so many packages of cashews since their showcase tour last year, they reportedly gave some away, ate some, threw some out and still have leftovers. Meanwhile, it seems that Kaoru-san actually hates nuts, lol.
Anyway... I had the idea that since they have so many cashews, Kaoru-san should start flinging them out into the audience instead of guitar picks. Would be an easy way to get rid of them, (just throwing away would be such a waste) and there would be tons of them to distribute to all the happy fangirls... besides all the scurrying to get cashews it would be funny to see the faces of the non-Diru fans going "WTF... why's he throwing nuts..."
I would have the cashew sitting on a purple velvet pillow, enshrined under a clear glass (or lucite) dome...
Then I can see coming in one day and finding it missing.
Me: *looks around, frantic* Wha--where---
Dad: *from behind me, munching something*
Me: *spins around...sees...jaw drops in horror* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Dad: ?
Me: YOU ATE MY CASHEWWWWWWW!!!!!
Dad: What? *makes a face* Ugh... this thing was stale anyway
Me: THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S SIX YEARS OLD!!
Dad: Oh gross... so ok I'll buy you some fresh ones
Me: It was a SPECIAL cashew!!! It's SACRED, it's irreplacable!!!
Dad: Well sorry hun I didn't know...
Me: The frikkin velvet pillow and glass case mighta tipped you off!!!! *dies*