OMG PAUL NEWMAN.
Me: Moooommmmmmmmmm, PAUL NEWMAN!!!!!!1one1
Mom: Oh no......Oh, be right back. ::dashes off to the kitchen::
Me: What on EARTH are you doing?
Mom: ::hoists up a carton of buttermilk:: WE'RE MAKING SALAD DRESSING!!!!!!!
Me: Don't you think a better tribute to the man would be if we, uhm, bought his dressing?
Mom: .........and pay 4 bucks? No. This is cheaper.
Me: Way to miss my point entirely.
Mom: Come help me.
Me: No.
Mom: ......WHAT.
Me: Kidding, I'ma be there after they show some Joanne.