alone time
so no one wants to help me at all. lovely.
i'm home alone this weekend, granny's abandoned me until monday. ho hum. no one to poke. also no one to tell me to turn the bass down! mua ha ha
if someone lives alone, never comes into contact with anyone and never uses the telephone, do they forget how to speak? does their larynx seal up? maybe if they had children who also never spoke, eventually they'd evolve into a new strain of mute people! hmmm... anyone want to try breeding mute mutants? we could make an entire race of people who communicate only in exhalations (well, and sign language)! of course, i'd die before being able to actually reap the benefits of my little creations... to be fair it'd probably take a few thousand years... or millions, who knows? maybe i could put my brain on ice and have it transplanted into a new body when they've worked out how to do such things. then i could rise up as their lord and creator, and lead my silent army in a sneaky coup to take over the world!!!
sometimes i think i think too much.