w00 this is long but enjoyable nonetheless
I haven't updated in forever so here is my update :) Well as you know if you read this my 21st birthday has just passed and I had loads of fun! here are some stories...
My actual birthday was a Thursday so Anthony drove out here to hang out and sleepover. We ended up going to Chili's with Cheryl and Linda and I got carded and ordered my first cocktail as a 21 year old..a Frozen Cosmopolitan...Then we wanted to b00ze it up of course so we went to the liquor store but it was a bit late so of course it was closed! damn. So we hit up Stop and Shop for some stuff. We bought three 6 packs 1 Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonade, 1 Smirnoff and 1 Bacardi Limon. That was plenty because it was only me Linda and Cheryl drinking, Anthony can't because of this stupid gym protein crap he's taking. So we got back to my dorm and drank, me n Linda got very tipsyy fallin around on the bed and me running around..we had like 5..I also cut my finger and got blood all over my white shirt! I tried to unscrew one of the drinks with my bare hands and did it too rough since I was a little drunk ouch..Then my nice but a bit strange suitemate came and watched TV drinking with us...She must have that asian gene (she's asian duh) where she cant break down liquor because she got real drunk I think and was RAMBLING ON about sex and love and all that lol. Poor Anthony I had to leave him with her for a bit while I borrowed a contact lens case for him..Yea so that was the end of that night...
Friday night was the real night Anthony was gonna take me out for my birthday. We headed over to the Cheesecake Factory Mmm. We sat at a big table even though there were only two of us. Thank god because we ordered tons of food and ate like kings and queens :) I had some drink that was very strong with 151 in it and loads of other shit. We had 2 appetizers and my steak was soo good and cheesecake and cappucino <3 Yum...Then we headed back to Tony's house, he rented Old School for thursday night but we never watched it so we watched it..I didnt think it was that funny the first time I saw it but he saw it a few times more and then laughed so I figured maybe I will like it second time around. Especially being a little drUnk! so we raided the liquor cabinet and found some Absolute (UGH tastes like rubbing alcohol so no) and some stuff in a clear bottle written in GREEK...Hmm no clue what it was but it smelled better, like licorice! So I decided to drink some of that. I took a few shots and didn't feel anything..so I kept at it! Well before you know it ugh I was sick..I didnt even feel *that* drunk but yea I ended up vomitting my entire stomachs content into the toilet. Lovely and then I went home lol...
My cousin wanted to celebrate both our birthdays by going to Lucky Chang's ( a bar/restaurant with all these drag queen waitresses and entertainment in Manhattan..) So we went the following Saturday...It was me her Tess, Kat and her 3 youngster friends (17 year olds)...As soon as we got there I ordered a Pink Pussy at the bar Mmm yum..She didnt even ID me, oh well!
Then we were seated and got a round of drinks, our sexxy waitress even surved my 17 year old cousin and her friends! Ha I never drank when i was seventeen! Yea before you know it we were all drunk after a few rounds..Except for Kitty whose Irish ! haha Yea me n Tess and her stumbled to the bathroom and watched some drag queen on stage w a HOT ASS guy peel a banana and put it between the hot guys legs and started giving the banana head! LOL ha,,then we watched some more crazy drag queen antics near our table. Poor Tess got kicked in the head by the black manly drag queen lol. Her fucking 6 inch heels must have hurt..BTW Tess you are A VIOLENT DRUNK!! throwing the real LV bag at me...hmm remember summer throwing hot dogs at me! Thanx bitch :) hehe anywho....So the food was blah I had some shitty salad..then I had a shot of Tequila and I think some more drinks lol . Our bill came to 275 I think YIKES!!! I think some people paid more than others when they weren't supposed to :( Sowee I hate when bullshit like that happens...I am so weird when im drunk, I do very strange things such as playing with peoples hair, and having the biggest grin on my face lol...Yea so then we bounced and walked to the train, we tried not to look so visibly entoxicated so we wouldnt get mugged as Tess said. But we were all broke anyway! I was so dizzy on the train the motion was making me want to PUKE! but by the time we got off and I walked to my car I was fine and drove home....
The rest of my nonsense stories will be in a cut because its super long...
Last Thursday Me Linda Cheryl went to Vanessa's 21st bday in the gorgeous Under Grad apts at Stony..Kaitlin, Mary and crazy fucking SUPERBOI John was there lol...Yea so we get there and I walk in and see TONS of hard liquor on the table. I was smiling and so happy like a friggin kid in a candy storeee haha
So John and Vanessa started off making some yummy drinks in the blender...Shit most of us drank a whole lot and got VERY DRUNK..here is what I drank..I seriously dont know how I didn't vomit...I Imed this to Diane LoL my funny little account of what I had...
"Two Pina Colada's (well thats what I remember) two cups of pink stuff, I don't know what it was, super boy made it, then we got shots of 151, i dunno 6 or 7, that should have killed us already, hold on let me think this may take a minute, oh yeah, cranberry and absolute, 2 strawberry daquiri's, and 2 screw drivers, katie made them, i remember we were all dancing to no music" HAHAAA
Funnyness::* Singing happy birthday and I sang the wrong name! (whoops!), yelling THOMAS out the window (oops linda), dancing with Superboy like Shakira...oh yes apparently when i'm drunk I give everyone a high five over and over again..hey what can I say i'm a happy drunk!!!
Then I had my car in the parking lot but there was no way i was driving it, my roomie Linda was gonna since she didnt drink but me and Cheryl insisted it would be more fun to walk home!! oh yea listen to the drunk girls good idea lol. So we walk home and trouble loves following us...Cheri says hi to some loser spanish kids in a minivan..on my account it was baby blue, Cheryl says dark blue and Linda says silver lol...So of course they ask us if we want a ride and then when we said NO! they followed us...I think they did at least..I can't even remember really walking home and into our dorm but we did. And I remember ranting to my suitemate Yanique and hugging her lol...Soo me n Cheryl decide lets walk around the building!!! So we walk over to her little friend California's room and his Chinese suitemate is just staring at us like we are on crack, alas he is not home yet..LoL so we decide lets go visit Marinel!!! On the way there these boys see us and obviously we are visibly intoxicated and invite us in for beers to their party. We walk in ( I have no clue where this room even was) and stayed for a min. and of course he asks for Cheryls number which she gave and then we bounced and continued our Journey to Marinel's room to say "hi" so we get there and walk in and theres a creepy Indian guy with light eyes..Creepy looking..We went in sat on the couch blah blah and Linda called looking for us and then she was with us somehow. All of this time its like 4 am and Cheryl is indoor wearing my sunglasses lol..Weird...They asked me if I smoked and I said Yes but that was after they finished the blunt..Losers so I didnt get any...Then i believe we left ..The End lol..a bunch of nonsense that no one even gets besides us...I just know I was so drunk and dont remember their names or what these guys really looked like! Umm right! that is all....But that sure was a fun night :) Comment if you read this whole thing! Prob no one did! b00
uhh this is me doing..something? looking fucked up lol i have some ribbon around me hmm
This is SuperBoi and Mee
Oh god John get the hell off of us!
Omg he kept picking me up and is trying to spank me wtf lol look at all the booze on the table!
haha i must have said something embarassing Linda is laughing at me!
haha i only dance drunk who do i think i am ShaKira with the arms flying around? lol
This is Cheryl but with my stupid face in the background LoL
My actual birthday was a Thursday so Anthony drove out here to hang out and sleepover. We ended up going to Chili's with Cheryl and Linda and I got carded and ordered my first cocktail as a 21 year old..a Frozen Cosmopolitan...Then we wanted to b00ze it up of course so we went to the liquor store but it was a bit late so of course it was closed! damn. So we hit up Stop and Shop for some stuff. We bought three 6 packs 1 Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonade, 1 Smirnoff and 1 Bacardi Limon. That was plenty because it was only me Linda and Cheryl drinking, Anthony can't because of this stupid gym protein crap he's taking. So we got back to my dorm and drank, me n Linda got very tipsyy fallin around on the bed and me running around..we had like 5..I also cut my finger and got blood all over my white shirt! I tried to unscrew one of the drinks with my bare hands and did it too rough since I was a little drunk ouch..Then my nice but a bit strange suitemate came and watched TV drinking with us...She must have that asian gene (she's asian duh) where she cant break down liquor because she got real drunk I think and was RAMBLING ON about sex and love and all that lol. Poor Anthony I had to leave him with her for a bit while I borrowed a contact lens case for him..Yea so that was the end of that night...
Friday night was the real night Anthony was gonna take me out for my birthday. We headed over to the Cheesecake Factory Mmm. We sat at a big table even though there were only two of us. Thank god because we ordered tons of food and ate like kings and queens :) I had some drink that was very strong with 151 in it and loads of other shit. We had 2 appetizers and my steak was soo good and cheesecake and cappucino <3 Yum...Then we headed back to Tony's house, he rented Old School for thursday night but we never watched it so we watched it..I didnt think it was that funny the first time I saw it but he saw it a few times more and then laughed so I figured maybe I will like it second time around. Especially being a little drUnk! so we raided the liquor cabinet and found some Absolute (UGH tastes like rubbing alcohol so no) and some stuff in a clear bottle written in GREEK...Hmm no clue what it was but it smelled better, like licorice! So I decided to drink some of that. I took a few shots and didn't feel anything..so I kept at it! Well before you know it ugh I was sick..I didnt even feel *that* drunk but yea I ended up vomitting my entire stomachs content into the toilet. Lovely and then I went home lol...
My cousin wanted to celebrate both our birthdays by going to Lucky Chang's ( a bar/restaurant with all these drag queen waitresses and entertainment in Manhattan..) So we went the following Saturday...It was me her Tess, Kat and her 3 youngster friends (17 year olds)...As soon as we got there I ordered a Pink Pussy at the bar Mmm yum..She didnt even ID me, oh well!
Then we were seated and got a round of drinks, our sexxy waitress even surved my 17 year old cousin and her friends! Ha I never drank when i was seventeen! Yea before you know it we were all drunk after a few rounds..Except for Kitty whose Irish ! haha Yea me n Tess and her stumbled to the bathroom and watched some drag queen on stage w a HOT ASS guy peel a banana and put it between the hot guys legs and started giving the banana head! LOL ha,,then we watched some more crazy drag queen antics near our table. Poor Tess got kicked in the head by the black manly drag queen lol. Her fucking 6 inch heels must have hurt..BTW Tess you are A VIOLENT DRUNK!! throwing the real LV bag at me...hmm remember summer throwing hot dogs at me! Thanx bitch :) hehe anywho....So the food was blah I had some shitty salad..then I had a shot of Tequila and I think some more drinks lol . Our bill came to 275 I think YIKES!!! I think some people paid more than others when they weren't supposed to :( Sowee I hate when bullshit like that happens...I am so weird when im drunk, I do very strange things such as playing with peoples hair, and having the biggest grin on my face lol...Yea so then we bounced and walked to the train, we tried not to look so visibly entoxicated so we wouldnt get mugged as Tess said. But we were all broke anyway! I was so dizzy on the train the motion was making me want to PUKE! but by the time we got off and I walked to my car I was fine and drove home....
The rest of my nonsense stories will be in a cut because its super long...
Last Thursday Me Linda Cheryl went to Vanessa's 21st bday in the gorgeous Under Grad apts at Stony..Kaitlin, Mary and crazy fucking SUPERBOI John was there lol...Yea so we get there and I walk in and see TONS of hard liquor on the table. I was smiling and so happy like a friggin kid in a candy storeee haha
So John and Vanessa started off making some yummy drinks in the blender...Shit most of us drank a whole lot and got VERY DRUNK..here is what I drank..I seriously dont know how I didn't vomit...I Imed this to Diane LoL my funny little account of what I had...
"Two Pina Colada's (well thats what I remember) two cups of pink stuff, I don't know what it was, super boy made it, then we got shots of 151, i dunno 6 or 7, that should have killed us already, hold on let me think this may take a minute, oh yeah, cranberry and absolute, 2 strawberry daquiri's, and 2 screw drivers, katie made them, i remember we were all dancing to no music" HAHAAA
Funnyness::* Singing happy birthday and I sang the wrong name! (whoops!), yelling THOMAS out the window (oops linda), dancing with Superboy like Shakira...oh yes apparently when i'm drunk I give everyone a high five over and over again..hey what can I say i'm a happy drunk!!!
Then I had my car in the parking lot but there was no way i was driving it, my roomie Linda was gonna since she didnt drink but me and Cheryl insisted it would be more fun to walk home!! oh yea listen to the drunk girls good idea lol. So we walk home and trouble loves following us...Cheri says hi to some loser spanish kids in a minivan..on my account it was baby blue, Cheryl says dark blue and Linda says silver lol...So of course they ask us if we want a ride and then when we said NO! they followed us...I think they did at least..I can't even remember really walking home and into our dorm but we did. And I remember ranting to my suitemate Yanique and hugging her lol...Soo me n Cheryl decide lets walk around the building!!! So we walk over to her little friend California's room and his Chinese suitemate is just staring at us like we are on crack, alas he is not home yet..LoL so we decide lets go visit Marinel!!! On the way there these boys see us and obviously we are visibly intoxicated and invite us in for beers to their party. We walk in ( I have no clue where this room even was) and stayed for a min. and of course he asks for Cheryls number which she gave and then we bounced and continued our Journey to Marinel's room to say "hi" so we get there and walk in and theres a creepy Indian guy with light eyes..Creepy looking..We went in sat on the couch blah blah and Linda called looking for us and then she was with us somehow. All of this time its like 4 am and Cheryl is indoor wearing my sunglasses lol..Weird...They asked me if I smoked and I said Yes but that was after they finished the blunt..Losers so I didnt get any...Then i believe we left ..The End lol..a bunch of nonsense that no one even gets besides us...I just know I was so drunk and dont remember their names or what these guys really looked like! Umm right! that is all....But that sure was a fun night :) Comment if you read this whole thing! Prob no one did! b00
uhh this is me doing..something? looking fucked up lol i have some ribbon around me hmm
This is SuperBoi and Mee
Oh god John get the hell off of us!
Omg he kept picking me up and is trying to spank me wtf lol look at all the booze on the table!
haha i must have said something embarassing Linda is laughing at me!
haha i only dance drunk who do i think i am ShaKira with the arms flying around? lol
This is Cheryl but with my stupid face in the background LoL