Chewing

[pinkbutterfly81]

I realized today that there is something else that deeply creeps me F out.......old people chewing. I was sitting at the lunch table at work, watching my soap as usual.  I happen to look over and see this guy, Don, eating his lunch. The way he was chewing his food made me want to projectile vomit! It was utterly disturbing. Some of you crazy-ass crackers know Don, and if you think back, you can probably remember WHY I am so freaked out. This dude is just nasty to the bone, and the sight of him chewing would make even Joe Rogan's stomach churn. I can't even explain it in words; it's just one of those things that inherently gives you the heebie jeebies! Bleeaeaeh.

*Sidenote: Neil's birthday is tomorrow (St. Patty's Day).....so happy 24th, you old bastard!!!!