Hell's Kitchen Season 5, Episode 2
J speaks in the third person.
I always wondered why chefs and nurses smoke. I wouldn't want those tarry fingers touchin' my food!
No one like Lacey (this blogger included).
"I don't know if I'm the weakest link," she says. Are ya kiddin'?
Ha ha ha @ the band!
And Colleen falls in during the garbage dig, gross. Way to go!
I don't eat meat but even if I did after watching the scallops prep I'd never eat those again.
And, of course, Chef has the best quote of the nite with "Unschucking believable!"
"I think Lacey's a complete moron."
Despite the fact that his scallops are all okay, Danny's hair is fired. And the girls lose and have to prep.
And Lacey doesn't care.
"I'm from Chicago." OMG Ben really? No way!
Lacey camps out under the covers and all I have to say is shut up and go home!
Oh damn! Robert is kicked off the helicopter!
Lacey: "I don't feel good."
"Oh yeah well I feel like punching you in the face," her teammates think.
Catalina boat cruise is cool until out comes Seth the uber stalker.
"He knows more about Chef than Chef."
Robert arrives too late. "Well what did I win? A free fucking ferry ride." Brilliant!
Aw, Ji is hurt but she still suits up for dinner service!
Risotto tragedy. She would have served it stuck to the pan? Really?
"God bless Nebraska."
No lobster in the Lobster Spaghetti! Duh moment.
The ultimate showdown between Chef and Colleen.
I think Chef won that one as Colleen is sent to the raw bar.
Ji kicks that ankle's ass!
My god, can ANYONE cook salmon?
Rock on for Ji completing a dinner service whilst injured.
"The people who can't cook teach." FTW!
"It's not fair," becomes Lacey's catch phrase.
Colleen and Lacey go up but Chef's decision is cut short by Ji's bowing out. I knew she was gonna do that and stupid Colleen and Lacey live another day.
Chef lets Ji keeps her jacket. Cool.
Next week: "The Bitch Switch"
I always wondered why chefs and nurses smoke. I wouldn't want those tarry fingers touchin' my food!
No one like Lacey (this blogger included).
"I don't know if I'm the weakest link," she says. Are ya kiddin'?
Ha ha ha @ the band!
And Colleen falls in during the garbage dig, gross. Way to go!
I don't eat meat but even if I did after watching the scallops prep I'd never eat those again.
And, of course, Chef has the best quote of the nite with "Unschucking believable!"
"I think Lacey's a complete moron."
Despite the fact that his scallops are all okay, Danny's hair is fired. And the girls lose and have to prep.
And Lacey doesn't care.
"I'm from Chicago." OMG Ben really? No way!
Lacey camps out under the covers and all I have to say is shut up and go home!
Oh damn! Robert is kicked off the helicopter!
Lacey: "I don't feel good."
"Oh yeah well I feel like punching you in the face," her teammates think.
Catalina boat cruise is cool until out comes Seth the uber stalker.
"He knows more about Chef than Chef."
Robert arrives too late. "Well what did I win? A free fucking ferry ride." Brilliant!
Aw, Ji is hurt but she still suits up for dinner service!
Risotto tragedy. She would have served it stuck to the pan? Really?
"God bless Nebraska."
No lobster in the Lobster Spaghetti! Duh moment.
The ultimate showdown between Chef and Colleen.
I think Chef won that one as Colleen is sent to the raw bar.
Ji kicks that ankle's ass!
My god, can ANYONE cook salmon?
Rock on for Ji completing a dinner service whilst injured.
"The people who can't cook teach." FTW!
"It's not fair," becomes Lacey's catch phrase.
Colleen and Lacey go up but Chef's decision is cut short by Ji's bowing out. I knew she was gonna do that and stupid Colleen and Lacey live another day.
Chef lets Ji keeps her jacket. Cool.
Next week: "The Bitch Switch"