Mar 01, 2011 23:58
[After adjusting to her new world quite quickly, Lambdadelta bolted off from New Bark Town as soon as possible to start her journey to stalk Bernkastel and Rika down.
Er. I mean, to become a Pokémon master. Not that thing about stalking. That would be really unhealthy to prioritize something so ridiculous. Also, ignore the fact she has asked every NPC in Cherrygrove about those two. She is totally normal, why are you asking.
She took the minimum three days to arrive at Cherrygrove and after adjusting (re: interrogating NPCs) to the new town, she turns on the Pokégear. She is standing proudly, with her hands on her hips; her Larvitar is off waddling around, chowing down on the sidewalk and random rocks in the background.]
Now that I've arrived at the first landmark, I will introduce myself properly: I am Lady Lambdadelta.
With my introduction out of the way, I would like some information. Every Pokémon has one to two elements that essentially work by glorified rock-paper-scissors logic, right? Water trumps Fire, Fire trumps Grass, Grass trumps Water. I've also concluded Normal attacks are inferior against the Rock element.
[She left a swath of unconscious Rattatas, Sentrets, and Pidgeys behind her on Route 29. Being a high-defense Rock-type, Larvitar was, of course, barely phased by these silly Normal-types with their Tackling and...actually, that seemed to be pretty much all they did. Kinda lame!]
What I want is all the information available in regards to the elements and how they affect one-another. That would seem to be step one to mastering this game.
[Yes, she has played games like this before; yes, despite her weird outfit and weird attitude and okay she's generally really weird in every aspect, she is good at these things. She was, after all, feared for over a thousand years for her power in strategy and whatnot.
TL;DR: Lambdadelta is fully intent on breaking the system.
Meanwhile, Larvitar has interrupted a couple of kids playing a game and is eating their marbles.]
!location: cherrygrove,
!action,
!video