Λ Level I Δ
[The PokéGear video turns on to reveal a very, very irate-looking young lady who has just finished getting back into her own clothing--she has priorities, people, and getting rid of inferior clothing is one of them. She sneers at the screen.]
Some jokes go too far to be funny. Some jokes go so far beyond funny that they circle back around to hilarious! But this? This? This has gone so far it's passed 'funny' eight times and got stuck in 'ludicrously stupid' going mach ten!
Giving me totally lame clothes? Terrible, but I would have shrugged if off. Forcing a completely uncute piece of Furniture on me?
[She looks down at her side; there, a Larvitar is sitting on its butt with a frustrated look that...well, looks just like her owner's, actually.]
'Whatev', I would say to that! But! BUUU~UUUT~! Taking away the magic power of the Witch of Certainty and tossing her into some new game without her permission! Ridiculous! Impossible! Rude! Lacking in any and all hospitality! I don't have a clue who did it and even less of a clue how--I'm the STRONGEST witch in the cosmos! Stealing away my power is IMPOSSIBLE!--but when I find out who did it and how, I will tear them apart slowly over the course of a century, feeding them nothing but salt and gutting them with a rusted spoon!
While commending them for their skill, courage, and logic-breaking stupidity, of course~
[She pauses; she idly looks down at the Larvitar at her side and points her Pokédex at it.
"Born deep underground, this Pokémon becomes a pupa after eating enough dirt to make a mountain."]
...That's pretty gross.
Well, whatever. This world seems like it might be fun, so I'll stick around. So long as I'm not bored, I won't complain. Still, why couldn't I have been given a more CUTE or POP creature? Green and frowny...this isn't fitting for me at all. We'll need to find a way to fix this before we find Bern--yes, yes, of course she is here!
[The Larvitar...did not say anything to the contrary; she doesn't actually care who this Bern is or whether or not she is here. The Pokemon stares up at its new master. If one could read its grumpy expression, it would be one saying "Who is this crazy woman?".]
Speaking of which, everyone listen up!
BERNKASTEL, WHERE ARE YOU? I KNOW YOU'RE HERE!
Anyone who has seen a blue-haired, grumpy child, speak up!
Some jokes go too far to be funny. Some jokes go so far beyond funny that they circle back around to hilarious! But this? This? This has gone so far it's passed 'funny' eight times and got stuck in 'ludicrously stupid' going mach ten!
Giving me totally lame clothes? Terrible, but I would have shrugged if off. Forcing a completely uncute piece of Furniture on me?
[She looks down at her side; there, a Larvitar is sitting on its butt with a frustrated look that...well, looks just like her owner's, actually.]
'Whatev', I would say to that! But! BUUU~UUUT~! Taking away the magic power of the Witch of Certainty and tossing her into some new game without her permission! Ridiculous! Impossible! Rude! Lacking in any and all hospitality! I don't have a clue who did it and even less of a clue how--I'm the STRONGEST witch in the cosmos! Stealing away my power is IMPOSSIBLE!--but when I find out who did it and how, I will tear them apart slowly over the course of a century, feeding them nothing but salt and gutting them with a rusted spoon!
While commending them for their skill, courage, and logic-breaking stupidity, of course~
[She pauses; she idly looks down at the Larvitar at her side and points her Pokédex at it.
"Born deep underground, this Pokémon becomes a pupa after eating enough dirt to make a mountain."]
...That's pretty gross.
Well, whatever. This world seems like it might be fun, so I'll stick around. So long as I'm not bored, I won't complain. Still, why couldn't I have been given a more CUTE or POP creature? Green and frowny...this isn't fitting for me at all. We'll need to find a way to fix this before we find Bern--yes, yes, of course she is here!
[The Larvitar...did not say anything to the contrary; she doesn't actually care who this Bern is or whether or not she is here. The Pokemon stares up at its new master. If one could read its grumpy expression, it would be one saying "Who is this crazy woman?".]
Speaking of which, everyone listen up!
BERNKASTEL, WHERE ARE YOU? I KNOW YOU'RE HERE!
Anyone who has seen a blue-haired, grumpy child, speak up!