Not for the girl who was attacked by the hawk. I hope she's okay and stuff, but seriously, this is just too rich. Okay for those who don't know, there was a girl who was attacked by a hawk at Fenway Park during a tour. She seems okay(which is good) and it is really bizarre. However, the most bizarre detail
came out which is her name I swear to god, I am not making this up! I AM NOT!
A certain New York Yankee slugger should beware: A 13-year-old taking a tour of Fenway Park today was attacked by a red-tailed hawk that swooped off its nest, drawing blood from the girl’s scalp.
Her name: Alexa Rodriguez.
I'm sorry but that is hilarious and awesome...I mean not for the girl, but just the whole thing...I'm sorry. I'm cracking up here. Too fitting.