I'll take "Things That Would Make Great Dugout Fodder for 100, Alex"

[piney61]

A-Rod wrote a children's book. Yes. You read that correctly. Alex Rodriguez, aka Slappy McBluelips, wrote a children's book. Dude, I can't even make up a better headline or any puns, I'm just laughing really really hard at this right now. Honestly, what's the name of the characters? Princess Alex? Oh the things my mind is trying to conjure up. I'll open the floor for the rest of you to hurl your best zingers.

Bring em on, peeps ! Don't disappointe :)