May 03, 2006 20:59
Dear Josh Beckett,
You're a real hooker and you need to be slapped in public. However, you did okay holding the line after your inning of sucktastic. But, you're still a real hooker and you better not suck ass like that again. Okay? Okay. So go stop sucking.
Not a lot of love,
Piney
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Dear Offense,
Looks like you gotta bail out Beckett who is being a real hooker. Please bail him out and kick ass like whoa. I irrationally believe you can get to Halladay so prove me right, please? :) I'd love you and you'd get much cake, ice cream, and cupcakes with bomb frosting. I know htat you're crazy for those cupcakes cousin!
Irrationally believing,
Piney
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