RARRRR TORONTO
Dear Josh Beckett,
I hate you and you can go fuck yourself. No hot fudge sundaes for you and sure as hell no porno mags for you. Now stop sucking so I can revoke this statement...keep it at three you sonofawhore or else I will have to drive to Boston and stab you with a spork.
No Love,
Piney
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Dear Offense,
Please wake up because Josh Beckett isn't helping. Roy Halladay I know is a damn good pitcher, but come on guys, don't suck please :) I will give you all free cookies and porn! Honestly, who wouldn't want cookies and porn? I'll even get you some cupcakes! I promise! Yes, the kind with the bomb frosting cuz I know you love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Goslin! So wake up, and earn those cupcakes! I irrationally believe in you!
With a lot of hope,
Piney
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Dear Toronto Blue Jays,
Go fuck yourselves
Fuck you,
Piney
I hate you and you can go fuck yourself. No hot fudge sundaes for you and sure as hell no porno mags for you. Now stop sucking so I can revoke this statement...keep it at three you sonofawhore or else I will have to drive to Boston and stab you with a spork.
No Love,
Piney
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Dear Offense,
Please wake up because Josh Beckett isn't helping. Roy Halladay I know is a damn good pitcher, but come on guys, don't suck please :) I will give you all free cookies and porn! Honestly, who wouldn't want cookies and porn? I'll even get you some cupcakes! I promise! Yes, the kind with the bomb frosting cuz I know you love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Goslin! So wake up, and earn those cupcakes! I irrationally believe in you!
With a lot of hope,
Piney
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Dear Toronto Blue Jays,
Go fuck yourselves
Fuck you,
Piney