Apr 21, 2006 23:22
WHOOORRRREEESSS!!!!!
Beckett, I love that you're all firey and shit and I love the passion you bring to the mound, but please, oh please DON'T RETALLIATE unless if you're SURE you can get the last guy out. Because those things will bite you in the ass. You saw that tonight. And don't ever pitch to Vernon Wells. And Mike Timlin? I'm severely worried about you. I think you're losing it and I know you're too stubborn to admit when it's high time to quit, and I really dont' wanna see you get your ass DFA'd and what not, so please stop being a whore and start pitching well. I got your shirt for a reason, I thought you rocked at life. SO start rocking at life so I won't regret my decision. I could've been better off w/ a Papelbon tee. STOP SUCKING TIMLIN! I KNOW YOU'RE FORTY BUT PRETEND YOUR THIRTY FOR A WHILE! Oh and the umpires? They can clearly go fuck themselves because they were squeezing like Charmin.
Early on this was a great game. And the General Tso Power came through for Manny again. You see, whenever Manny has a slump, I tend to order Chinese food. Usually when this happens, he breaks out of it. For the second year in a row, this has happened. Thus General Tso Power. However, Vernon Wells must have gotten a whiff of that meanwhile and asploded. Ditto with Troy Glaus that whorepirateassface. Stupid ass whorebags of whores of Toronto. I don't expect much from tomorrow. Lenny goes up against Halladay....mehh if we can salvage Sunday, I'm happy. Tomorrow, well, if we win that one, hey that's cool. But it all comes down to Sunday. No pressure at all Matty C. None whatsoever. Now if you excuase me, I'm gonna go Nancy Kerrigan that sonofabitch Vernon Wells.
Ya can't really hate on anybody, it's just one of those losses that happen and you can't really fingerpoint. Foulke did great but got squeezed in relief. But yet the umpire was a whore to both teams. Seanez...okay maybe him. Timlin. Yes Timlin too. Those two you can go "WHORE!" to everybody else...well not really....can't explain. But I'm just mad and it's not really at anybody in particular. The worst kind of anger.
WHORES!!!!
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