The hurt
My arms hurt. I've been moving big ass bricks from Home Depot for this yard project my Mom has planned. I don't do manual labor. Now I'm all sweaty and my hands are dirty and rough. Luckily, my reward for working like a coolie is a nice cold durian. Too bad every time I eat too much durian my face turns into a pimple factory and my pee smells skunky. This sounds absurd, but those things are a small price to pay for the yumminess that is durian. They're on sale at Ranch 99 for $.79/lb. The frozen ones of course. So yeah. I'm tired, and my arms hurt. A lot. I'm just waiting for my durian to defrost before I pig out.