Nightmares

Aug 17, 2006 11:23

I'd have to say that out of embarrassing moments, this one ranks only in the middle.  It was no where near as embarrassing as my middle school desk crash, but it's embarassing enough to write about for entertainment.

You know how there are the big stalls in bathrooms? I like to use the big stalls because you  get more room and people can't see your feet and  know who is farting/peeing/pooping in the next stall. So anyway, I go into the big stall and close and lock the door.  However, it seems as though my door locking skills are a bit rusty because half way through my business, a coworker pushes on the door and walks into the stall. Ok.... I can't even remember what I said except ACKKKKK.  I couldn't jump up to hold the door closed without exposing myself because it's the big stall, but luckily coworker was as thoroughly shocked and disgusted as I was and immediately slammed the door closed and apologized profusely for the intrusion. Only she said, I'm so sorry Ahla. So she saw it was me. Sigh.... I was totally mortified for about 10 seconds and then tried to laugh it off. I know that she's going to tell people about it and laugh. Geez, what a way to leave an impression.  When I leave tomorrow, I'll be known as the girl who doesn't lock the door when she pees.  Another title to add to my resume, only this one isn't quite as flattering or wanted.

fml, want to crawl in a hole

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