50 Ways to Use a Fork
1 eat
2 draw parallel lines in wet sand
3 poke 4 holes in a piece of paper
4 bridge a circuit in case of blowing a fuse
5 extend a broken lever
6 wedge open a paint can lid
7 use in place of a hammer
8 fill a hole that is the size of the handle
9 tune a piano
10 make a decision on a long voyage (fork in the road)
11 keep a window slightly ajar
12 make a clacking noise by dragging it along a fence as you walk by
13 poke out your eye
14 cause discomfort by putting it in your shoe
15 trade it for a house (see one red paperclip)
16 hang it out of your ear
17 remove your skin (especially if you have an acne problem)
18 a very poor pacifier (suck on the end)
19 add the finishing touches to a pie
20 make a logo for a pasta restaurant
21 stop crime (see mystery men)
22 jewelry
23 repair a broken leg brace
24 balance a plate
25 worship
26 make a very small protest sign
27 make a flower
28 confuse the post office
29 disable a car (flatten the tires in any number of ways)
30 fold origami
31 type from a little further away
32 make someone believe you are holding a gun
33 have a long finger (requires some tape)
34 jam up a big clock
35 inform future societies about our eating habits
36 dig out a cd that is stuck in a cd player
37 extend the range on a cell phone
38 write a list of 50 things about a fork
39 lead a symphony
40 annoy someone with OCD by constantly moving it out of place
41 ultimate fork fighting championship
42 get fired (by applying some of this list to your boss)
43 make a very uncomfortable pillow
44 strain the water off a pot of spaghetti
45 pitch hay (pitch fork)
46 smell the air (forked tongue on a snake)
47 perform a docking procedure beetween two very poorly designed imaginary spaceships
48 a unit of measure
49 organize a set of earbud headphones (wrapped around the tines)
50 give it as a gift
2 draw parallel lines in wet sand
3 poke 4 holes in a piece of paper
4 bridge a circuit in case of blowing a fuse
5 extend a broken lever
6 wedge open a paint can lid
7 use in place of a hammer
8 fill a hole that is the size of the handle
9 tune a piano
10 make a decision on a long voyage (fork in the road)
11 keep a window slightly ajar
12 make a clacking noise by dragging it along a fence as you walk by
13 poke out your eye
14 cause discomfort by putting it in your shoe
15 trade it for a house (see one red paperclip)
16 hang it out of your ear
17 remove your skin (especially if you have an acne problem)
18 a very poor pacifier (suck on the end)
19 add the finishing touches to a pie
20 make a logo for a pasta restaurant
21 stop crime (see mystery men)
22 jewelry
23 repair a broken leg brace
24 balance a plate
25 worship
26 make a very small protest sign
27 make a flower
28 confuse the post office
29 disable a car (flatten the tires in any number of ways)
30 fold origami
31 type from a little further away
32 make someone believe you are holding a gun
33 have a long finger (requires some tape)
34 jam up a big clock
35 inform future societies about our eating habits
36 dig out a cd that is stuck in a cd player
37 extend the range on a cell phone
38 write a list of 50 things about a fork
39 lead a symphony
40 annoy someone with OCD by constantly moving it out of place
41 ultimate fork fighting championship
42 get fired (by applying some of this list to your boss)
43 make a very uncomfortable pillow
44 strain the water off a pot of spaghetti
45 pitch hay (pitch fork)
46 smell the air (forked tongue on a snake)
47 perform a docking procedure beetween two very poorly designed imaginary spaceships
48 a unit of measure
49 organize a set of earbud headphones (wrapped around the tines)
50 give it as a gift