WTF

[pimpmasta_hahn]

 SO APPARENTLY PAKKU IS MY FATHER

NO. FUCKING. WAY.

I WANT TESTS, PAKKU GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD! PATERNITY TEST NOW.

IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE, I AM WAY TOO ATTRACTIVE TO BE RELATED TO THAT FUG

IF THIS IS SOME SORT OF SICK FUCK'S IDEA OF AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE, I AM GOING TO FUCK SHIT UP.

FUCK IT THE FUCK UP

SERIOUSLY

DONE AND DONE

Comments

[chattymonkey]

OH MY.

I HOPE THAT HE IS, INDEED, YOUR FATHER. THAT WOULD JUST BE TOO PATHETIC. YOU DIDN'T EVEN INHERIT HIS WATERBENDING ABILITIES, THAT MAKES YOU DOUBLY USELESS.

IF THE WATER TRIBE HAD ANY BALLS, A WEAKLING LIKE YOU WOULD BE PUT ON THE FRONTLINES AS BAIT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. BUT THEN AGAIN, WE ARE MEN IN THE FIRE NATION.

[pimpmasta_hahn]

.......

I GOTTA LAY OFF THE WEED, THERE ARE MONKEYS TALKING TO ME

[chattymonkey]

LEMUR. THERE IS A LEMUR TALKING TO YOU.

AND YOU SHOULD SMOKE MORE WEED. AND DRIVE AT THE SAME TIME. MAYBE YOU'D CRASH AND DIE AND DO THE WORLD SOME GOOD.

HEE. THAT IDEA MAKES ME FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY ... IN THE MANLIEST, MOST FIRE NATION-Y WAY POSSIBLE.

[pimpmasta_hahn]

UMM THIS JOURNAL IS ABOUT ME SO IF YOU'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF THEN GTFO

ACTUALLY JUST GTFO, YOU REEK

[diditwithhakoda]

UM. I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW:

[sexyback_pakku]

....HAHN...*SIGH* SON...IT'S REALLY TRUE, OK? I'VE KICKED YOUR ASS ENOUGH TO HAVE BLOODSTAINS AND HAIR STUCK ON MY CARPET...I JUST DID A WATERBENDING ANALYSIS WITH MY OWN HAIR, AND YEAH. THERE IS, LIKE A 20% CHANCE WE'RE NOT RELATED. GET USED TO THE IDEA.

[pimpmasta_hahn]

SO...BASICALLY YOU'RE A DEAD-BEAT DAD...

I SWEAR TO YUE I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS

[sexyback_pakku]

PSH, ME AND YUE ARE BFFS.

AND I DIDN'T KNOW YOU AND I WERE RELATED UNTIL ABOUT A WEEK AGO, OK? I AM NO DEADBEAT ANYMORE.

JEEZ.
IF YOU WANNA BOND AND SHIT, FINE, BUT....YEAH.

[pimpmasta_hahn]

I....WHAT...BOND?

YOU, WANT TO BOND...WITH ME?

I CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIT, ONE DAY YOU'RE GETTIN MY FACE EATEN OFF AND NOW U WANT TO BOND...STOP FUCKING WITH ME MAN!

*INSERT EMO DOOR SLAMMING*

MY STEPDAD IGNORES ME

[queenkatara]

IF ANYONE SHOULD BE PISSED, IT'S PAKKU, FOR HAVING A FUCKING DISGRACE LIKE YOU FOR A SON

[pimpmasta_hahn]

OH WHAT DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

[queenkatara]

YEAH, I CALLED YOU A FUCKING DISGRACE

[pimpmasta_hahn]

WHO DID? WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU