WTF

[pimpmasta_hahn]

 SO APPARENTLY PAKKU IS MY FATHER

NO. FUCKING. WAY.

I WANT TESTS, PAKKU GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD! PATERNITY TEST NOW.

IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE, I AM WAY TOO ATTRACTIVE TO BE RELATED TO THAT FUG

IF THIS IS SOME SORT OF SICK FUCK'S IDEA OF AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE, I AM GOING TO FUCK SHIT UP.

FUCK IT THE FUCK UP

SERIOUSLY

DONE AND DONE

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[sexyback_pakku]

....HAHN...*SIGH* SON...IT'S REALLY TRUE, OK? I'VE KICKED YOUR ASS ENOUGH TO HAVE BLOODSTAINS AND HAIR STUCK ON MY CARPET...I JUST DID A WATERBENDING ANALYSIS WITH MY OWN HAIR, AND YEAH. THERE IS, LIKE A 20% CHANCE WE'RE NOT RELATED. GET USED TO THE IDEA.

[pimpmasta_hahn]

SO...BASICALLY YOU'RE A DEAD-BEAT DAD...

I SWEAR TO YUE I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS

[sexyback_pakku]

PSH, ME AND YUE ARE BFFS.

AND I DIDN'T KNOW YOU AND I WERE RELATED UNTIL ABOUT A WEEK AGO, OK? I AM NO DEADBEAT ANYMORE.

JEEZ.
IF YOU WANNA BOND AND SHIT, FINE, BUT....YEAH.

[pimpmasta_hahn]

I....WHAT...BOND?

YOU, WANT TO BOND...WITH ME?

I CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIT, ONE DAY YOU'RE GETTIN MY FACE EATEN OFF AND NOW U WANT TO BOND...STOP FUCKING WITH ME MAN!

*INSERT EMO DOOR SLAMMING*

MY STEPDAD IGNORES ME

[sexyback_pakku]

HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE CALLING ME A DEADBEAT....DON'T PARENTS TRY TO BOND WITH THEIR KIDS WHEN THEY FUCK UP, OR SOMETHING?

....TAKING CUES FROM ZUKO NOW, ARE WE?

THAT CERTAINLY DOES EXPLAIN A LOT.

[pimpmasta_hahn]

WELL WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BOND ABOUT THEN

AND HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO GET MY FACE STOLEN AGAIN DX

[sexyback_pakku]

UH...I DON'T KNOW....UH....STUFF THAT YOU LIKE, I GUESS....

BECAUSE I HAVEN'T GOT ANY IDEA WHERE THE HELL KOH IS LATELY BESIDES, I'M MORE CONCERNED WITH GETTING HARU'S FACE EATEN. LIKE PERMANENTLY.

[pimpmasta_hahn]

MAYBE WE COULD....DO THAT TOGETHER?

[sexyback_pakku]

...I'M DOWN WITH THAT...
THAT COUNTS AS BONDING, RIGHT?

[pimpmasta_hahn]

GUESS SO....ER THEN HOW/WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO

[sexyback_pakku]

UH....WELL, KOH IS SORTA'VE A HUMAN NOW, SO I DON'T KNOW IF HE STILL EATS PEOPLE...

MAYBE WE CAN BEAT HIM UP WITH ICICLES, WATER TRIBE STYLE!

[pimpmasta_hahn]

*SHRUGS* SURE I'LL DUST OFF MY SPEAR

/HAHN

I SAY WE PLAN SOMETHING EPIC, I'LL PONDER IT AND MESSAGE U ON HERE IF I THINK OF SOMETHING GOOD. YOU DO THE SAME!

[sexyback_pakku]

*NODS* SEE YOU THEN.
/PAKKU

:D OF FUCK YES. WE'VE GOTTA MAKE THIS BONDING REALLY EPIC, I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN COME UP WITH!

[pimpmasta_hahn]

/HAHN

OK I THINK I GOT A GOOD ONE, FIRST IS HARU A GUY NOW? I SORT OF LOSE TRACK LOL BUT IF HE IS I SAY WE SHAVE OFF HIS HAIR AND STACHE FRAT BROTHER STYLE

[sexyback_pakku]

/PAKKU

OH HELL YES.
ALSO, WE DRAW ON HIM WITH MARKER.

[pimpmasta_hahn]

/HAHN

LOL OF COURSE BUT HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO IT, PHOTO MANIP OR DRAW? I CAN'T DRAW SOOOOOO YEAH