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[pimpcoatbankai]

So just to make sure: these damn ants show up every year, and every year everyone's gotta go into hiding down here in the Wilderness so they don't get eaten, right?

Oi. Genius. I need to talk to you.

Kiba, you got a minute?

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[seeya_next_life]

Uh oh. I know that tone of handwriting. What are you scheming...?

[pimpcoatbankai]

I'm not scheming anything.

Hey, thanks for saving Kagerou, man.

[seeya_next_life]

Uh huh, sure you're not. And I'm actually a blond. You're not gonna need rescuing too, are you? Cuz that goes significantly outside my heroic bell-curve.

[pimpcoatbankai]

Don't be an idiot, I told you I'm not scheming. Blond wouldn't suit you anyway.

[seeya_next_life]

Okay, okay, you're not scheming. Just be careful, in your lack of scheme. If you make Kagerou cry I'll have no choice but to beat you up, and I really don't want to have to do that.

But you're right, I'd make a terrible blond.

[pimpcoatbankai]

What kinda ass do you think I am? I'm not gonna make her cry. Brothers don't do that kinda thing.

Yeah. You with sticky up blonde hair would look like a freaking haystack.

[seeya_next_life]

Hm, what kind of ass? Do you need a scientific classification?

[pimpcoatbankai]

...dude. Are you hitting on me? 'cause I thought I made it clear with that Boss shit that I'm no-one's piece of ass.

[seeya_next_life]

...Dude, I thought you asked what kind of ass you were, not what kind of ass you had. If you were asking me if your outfit makes your butt look big, I'm sorry, but I wasn't paying that much attention.

[pimpcoatbankai]

Gotta say I'm more than relieved to hear that.

[seeya_next_life]

Yeah, you're totally not my type.

[weaver_girl]

[Kagerou STARES at this conversation as it unfolds, boggling, and then finally collapses into helpless giggles in the utmost conviction that both of her brothers are idiots.]

[seeya_next_life]

[HE SPEAKS ONLY TRUTH! Toushi is SO not his type. XDD]

[pimpcoatbankai]

[Yeah. Everyone knows that Lea likes Rocks with his Ass >3]

[seeya_next_life]

[Hey, don't even go there. YOU'RE the fruit, Strawerry. ♥]

[weaver_girl]

[Strawberries are false fruits, though. X) ]