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[pimpcoatbankai]

WHOEVER TOOK THAT PHOTO I WANT IT TORN UP AND MY NAME TAKEN OFF THAT STUPID DAMN LIST RIGHT NOW! I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT FOR SALE DAMN IT!

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[seeya_next_life]

Hey, my photo wasn't exactly pinup-worthy either, if it means anything... Least it wasn't the clown suit.

[pimpcoatbankai]

This is just

I don't

What the hell man, what the hell is wrong with this place?

[seeya_next_life]

So many things, my friend. So many things. Perhaps it's just best to learn to hit the ground running?

[pimpcoatbankai]

Starting to think that way.

Damn it, someone's bid on me already.

[seeya_next_life]

Ooh, not doing too badly I see~ Don't look at it so negatively, Toushi. Think of it as an opportunity to meet new people. Or something.

[pimpcoatbankai]

Yeah, cause I'm really looking forward to being bought by someone who saw a picture of me in the hotspring and decided "Hey, I'll buy that!"

[seeya_next_life]

Well obviously this person has looked beyond the Toushi at face value and seen the true Toushi within.

[pimpcoatbankai]

...I don't know whether to be freaked out or comforted by that.

[seeya_next_life]

[Still laughing.] Quit taking yourself so seriously, man. This whole damn sphere seems like it's one big absurd (sometimes dangerous) game, so why not just have fun with it? Roll with the punches, Toushi--got it memorized?

[pimpcoatbankai]

But [scribbled out after being written- read if you can!] what if some girl buys me and expects me to do STUFF?

[seeya_next_life]

But...[Squint. He saw (half of) what you did there.] Toushi, repeat after me: "I am a big boy; I can say no."