Jump on the bandwagon
1) Do you often sleep more than 9 hours a night? Lately, yea.
2) Do you own an SUV? Naw, but I'm accepting free Escalades and H2's.
3) Do you speed while driving? It's the only way to get there on time.
4) Do you cut people off? If they're shitty drivers, yes.
5) Have you ever lied? On rare occasion.
6) ...To your family? As a child, yea.
7) Do you curse (swear, cuss, etc)? Fuck no!
8) ...a lot? Teehee.
9) Have you ever cheated on a test? Absolutely.
10) Have you ever skipped class? Mm hmm.
11) Have you ever called in sick just to get the day off? Just 3 weeks ago.
12) Do you drink? Yeap.
13) Do you smoke? Ugh, no.
14) Are you under age for either? Naw.
15) Ever driven drunk? Kinda. :\
16) Ever tried an illegal drug? Woohoo! Now the good questions!
17) ...multiple illegal drugs? I wish. Just one.
18) Do you use drugs habitually? Not anymore.
19) Ever sold drugs to others? Yea. :)
20) ...to kids? 15 years old still a kid?
21) Have you ever shoplifted? Uh, kinda.
22) Have you shoplifted more than once? Yea, if you consider above.
23) Have you ever stolen from your friends or family? Don't recall so, no.
24) Have you ever cheated anyone out of money? Don't think so.
25) Have you ever sold someone something for more than it was worth? Prolly. Heh, the doofus.
26) Were they friend or family? Don't remember.
27) Have you ever cheated on your significant other? Pfft. Fuck no.
28) Did you feel sorry afterwards (if 27 was no choose if you would have if it was yes)? Read above.
29) Have you ever dumped your significant other for someone else? I'm not that fortunate.
30) Have you ever killed an animal? Yea.
31) ...on purpose? Yep.
32) Are you a virgin? Haha. ....No.
33) Do you consider yourself kinky? Overly.
34) Do others consider you kinky? Good question. You should ask 'em.
35) Have you ever looked up porn on the internet? Yeah..
36) Have you ever possessed pornographic material? Does being in possession right now count?
37) Do you masturbate? Like it's going out of style.
38) Have you ever slept with someone just to get something in return? Sex in return, yeah.
39) ...for money? That would rule.
40) Have you ever posed for nude photos? More like video, but I'd do photos.
41) Have you ever had a one night stand? Yepper.
42) Multiple one night stands? Now that'd be telling. :)
43) Do you ever think about committing murder? On every fucker I interact with at work on a daily basis.
44) Have you ever downloaded illegal software (warez, Divx, mp3)? Hahahaha. Uh. Yes. :)
45) Have you ever cursed in church? Fuck yeah!
2) Do you own an SUV? Naw, but I'm accepting free Escalades and H2's.
3) Do you speed while driving? It's the only way to get there on time.
4) Do you cut people off? If they're shitty drivers, yes.
5) Have you ever lied? On rare occasion.
6) ...To your family? As a child, yea.
7) Do you curse (swear, cuss, etc)? Fuck no!
8) ...a lot? Teehee.
9) Have you ever cheated on a test? Absolutely.
10) Have you ever skipped class? Mm hmm.
11) Have you ever called in sick just to get the day off? Just 3 weeks ago.
12) Do you drink? Yeap.
13) Do you smoke? Ugh, no.
14) Are you under age for either? Naw.
15) Ever driven drunk? Kinda. :\
16) Ever tried an illegal drug? Woohoo! Now the good questions!
17) ...multiple illegal drugs? I wish. Just one.
18) Do you use drugs habitually? Not anymore.
19) Ever sold drugs to others? Yea. :)
20) ...to kids? 15 years old still a kid?
21) Have you ever shoplifted? Uh, kinda.
22) Have you shoplifted more than once? Yea, if you consider above.
23) Have you ever stolen from your friends or family? Don't recall so, no.
24) Have you ever cheated anyone out of money? Don't think so.
25) Have you ever sold someone something for more than it was worth? Prolly. Heh, the doofus.
26) Were they friend or family? Don't remember.
27) Have you ever cheated on your significant other? Pfft. Fuck no.
28) Did you feel sorry afterwards (if 27 was no choose if you would have if it was yes)? Read above.
29) Have you ever dumped your significant other for someone else? I'm not that fortunate.
30) Have you ever killed an animal? Yea.
31) ...on purpose? Yep.
32) Are you a virgin? Haha. ....No.
33) Do you consider yourself kinky? Overly.
34) Do others consider you kinky? Good question. You should ask 'em.
35) Have you ever looked up porn on the internet? Yeah..
36) Have you ever possessed pornographic material? Does being in possession right now count?
37) Do you masturbate? Like it's going out of style.
38) Have you ever slept with someone just to get something in return? Sex in return, yeah.
39) ...for money? That would rule.
40) Have you ever posed for nude photos? More like video, but I'd do photos.
41) Have you ever had a one night stand? Yepper.
42) Multiple one night stands? Now that'd be telling. :)
43) Do you ever think about committing murder? On every fucker I interact with at work on a daily basis.
44) Have you ever downloaded illegal software (warez, Divx, mp3)? Hahahaha. Uh. Yes. :)
45) Have you ever cursed in church? Fuck yeah!